Safeway Caption Competition

The Large One · Jun 3, 2004

Which bastard put superglue on my knuckles?

Strike · Jun 3, 2004

Oh dear I think I am on tv, I need to cover the stain on my shirt. Doh not a very marvelous scene.

Spicy · Jun 3, 2004

I wish I hadn't put on that red nail varnish - people might think I'm Bristol City now. :wave:

Kinky Gerbil · Jun 3, 2004

i cant believe my luck the bloke behid me is stroking my arse
feels so good

Braders · Jun 3, 2004

i think the bloke behind mes worked out i'm gareth gates

Stuart Munday · Jun 3, 2004

I spend £40 taking this bloke out to Cardiff and all he does is look at his watch

BRIGHT ON Q · Jun 3, 2004

Theres no more fireworks is there?.

Braders · Jun 3, 2004

bloke on left - ' thats the last time i buy a watch from the bloke to my right '

Safeway · Jun 4, 2004

Kylies Stunt Arse said:
Bugger I forgot my harmonica.

My personal favourite so far.

The rest of you: :salute:

SK1NT · Jun 4, 2004

Wozza · Jun 4, 2004

BRIGHT ON Q said:
Theres no more fireworks is there?.

Lord Cornwallis · Jun 5, 2004

Shit! Did I turn the gas off before I left?

Dawsey · Jun 5, 2004

Ooooohhhh can you see that bumble bee, its HUUUUGE!

Spicy · Jun 5, 2004

I'm really worried that the game is almost over and someone will notice I haven't got any trousers on.

Lady Bracknell · Jun 5, 2004

"I hope he's going to get that bloody TV camera out of the way. Otherwise some BINNER is going to post a poxy caption competition..."

Beach Hut · Jun 5, 2004

"Think I'll start a poll"

Spicy · Jun 5, 2004

"Oh, no, there's a camera, Mummy will tell me off if she sees me biting my nails."

Gully · Jun 5, 2004

Don't believe it, the thieving git on my left has stolen the hands off my watch!

SK1NT · Jun 5, 2004

"damn i need a poo, just know its gonna slip out"

Incredigull · Jun 5, 2004

The souffle is still in the oven :safeway2: