Room 101, what would you put in?

[fatbadger]

The Daily Mail
Mobile phones with 'music out loud' options
Umbrellas
Management "degrees" including MBAs
Golf
Poeple who say 'literally' when they are trying to stress a metaphor

 

[Barry Izbak]

1. Traffic lights on roundabouts. (Drive me fkg crazy)
2. That twat MOOSE on Talksport in the mornings
3. That other twat John Gaunt on Talksport in the mornings
4. WAGS / Celebrity TV / Celebrity mags / Celebrity "news" / big brother
5. People who find this celebrity TV/news/gossip fascinating
6. Premiership money mad football
7. Gordon Brown and everything to do with him
8. most TV and Radio adverts
9. everything and everyone who has, so far, delayed the development at Falmer
10. People who say "basically" all the time, because they're too stupid to speak properly

Call me a grumpy old man if you like but I could easily knock you up a list of 50 things that get on my f***ing nerves. These are just today's Top Ten.

 

[footychick]

wife beaters
People using the bus lane
People who don't turn up to court when they're supposed to and make up some lame excuse!
Drivers who don't thank you when you let them through.
Amy Housewine
Man U
Funwall/superwall on Facebook

 

[e77]

Croydon
Female orientated novels advertised on train stations
People who spend ages on one weight machine at the gym
James Blunt

 

[Lady Whistledown]

-females who go to overrated London nightclubs with the sole intention of meeting Premier League footballers to shag within ten minutes of being introduced. And then the next morning go running to tabloid newspapers blubbering about how heartbroken they are that said footballer didn't show any "respect" for them and hasn't called back.

-teenagers from Brighton who speak with fake London-Jamaica hybrid accents, and try to convince you that it's a normal accent for Patcham

-txt spk, specifically the use of it in non-text situations

-the Daily Express, fast catching up with the Daily Mail for cringeworthy right wing scaremongering (although if you're really bored, it can be useful for playing the guessing game "Which page will the daily Diana story be on today?")

-Men wearing skinny fit jeans

-that expanse of pasty arse cheek between the top of the jeans and the bottom line of a cheap pink thong, as seen on fat women playing pool in pubs

 

[withdeanwombat]

Has this been done before?

Anyway:

Caravans and the people who tow them

Celebrity,and it's associated smug self awards (Oscars,Emmys etc)

The honours system

Just about all politicians,with the emphasis on the milk snatcher.

Modern magazines instead of football programmes.

Imported tv shows............no,I don't care.All of them.

Chris Kamara.

Lager.

All soaps,obviously.

Snow.

Thin toilet paper that one's fingers puncture.

Political correctness.

There's hundreds,eh?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

-Mika

-Lily Allen

-TV executives that will put any old shit on screen so long as it has the word "Celebrity" in the title. Celebrity Paint Drying? Celebrity Lawn Mowing? I'm a Celebrity, Give Me A Back, Sack & Crack Wax? Show me the ratings!

-The man who sits a few rows in front of me at Withdean, who seems to believe that it's a sackable offence for Wilkins if the Albion don't win every single game, by several goals.

-EastEnders, especially when they try to do comedy

 

[Old Greg]

-females who go to overrated London nightclubs with the sole intention of meeting Premier League footballers to shag within ten minutes of being introduced. And then the next morning go running to tabloid newspapers blubbering about how heartbroken they are that said footballer didn't show any "respect" for them and hasn't called back.

-teenagers from Brighton who speak with fake London-Jamaica hybrid accents, and try to convince you that it's a normal accent for Patcham

-txt spk, specifically the use of it in non-text situations

-the Daily Express, fast catching up with the Daily Mail for cringeworthy right wing scaremongering (although if you're really bored, it can be useful for playing the guessing game "Which page will the daily Diana story be on today?")

-Men wearing skinny fit jeans

-that expanse of pasty arse cheek between the top of the jeans and the bottom line of a cheap pink thong, as seen on fat women playing pool in pubs

Whats wrong with skinny jeans?!?

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

The Large One's t-shirts

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

Christ, I could go on for some time but this will do for starters:

MUFC (especially Cristiano Ronaldo)

Anybody who's ever used a mobile phone inconsiderately, with special pre-Room 101 torture sessions for the dickheads who use them to play loud music on public transport, or make phone calls during a film at the cinema.

Creeping Americanisation of our language - it's a DJ or dinner suit, NOT A f***ing TUXEDO!

And while I think about it, the constant misuse of apostrophes. They are NOT necessary in a sodding plural.

Mushrooms - just can't stand them. Taste, smell, texture. Disgusting.

I'll second Dr Q's celebrity obsession.

Text message 'English' which is making people all but illiterate.

The attitude of children now. Big groups of them intimidating people, behaving antisocially and generally having a 'f*** you' attitude.

Soap operas.

Corrupt politicians.

People whose lives, thinking and voting are solely decided by their wallets.

There's more but I'm sure there's a limit on the amount of stuff which can be put in Room 101.

 

[Buzzer]

People who feed pigeons and seagulls
People who put teabags on or in sinks rather than in the bin
Slugs
Musical theatre

 

[Marty McFly]

"Nu-Rave"

 

[John Bumlick]

vomit

 

[Stumpy Tim]

vomit

 

[steward 433]

Crytal Palarse
Leeds
Chavs
My wife?

Need i say more?

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

Bank cashiers - greet you by name, ask about your holiday and then ask for ID - wtf??
council tax
Chain bars
Ken Livingstone
Croydon
Gabby Logan
TV adverts
Virgin Trains
Queueing
Fake cornish pasties
slip on shoes