Room 101, what would you put in?

[Don't get me started]

CCTV

Police vans that say smile you are on CCTV , like we are all guilty. Tossers and they wonder why they have no respect.

People in Supermarkets who are told the price and then spend ages looking for purse as if its a big big surprise they are going to be asked to pay.

Gordon Brown, Useless money grabber.

Oh and anything to do with survellance. I have done nothing wrong.

Coin slots on supermarket trolleys.

Recorded massages telling me that my time is important to them and then they keep me hanging on for 20 mins.

God I feel better now

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Oooh, cashiers in Tesco's that scan things at a million miles an hour when you are on your own trying to pack a weeks worth of food, then sigh at you for having to actually pack once they have done scanning.

Oh, and those at Tesco's who say "for someone special?" when you are buying flowers - yes i am - ME.

 

[Napper]

starbucks and cafe nero's for me ;-)

 

[Badger]

I have to disagree with people who have put Palace, without Palace who would we hurl abuse at?

Horoscopes
People that wear scarves indoors
Big sunglasses that make you look like a fly

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

I have to disagree with people who have put Palace, without Palace who would we hurl abuse at?

Horoscopes
People that wear scarves indoors
Big sunglasses that make you look like a fly

You have always got each other

 

[bright1064]

My room 101...

*Train Ticket Inspectors

*Kate Nash

*Crystal Palace FC

 

[bhaexpress]

Mobile Phones on trains
People who play loud music on public transport
Drivers who tailgate
Civil Servants who don't know their place
Chris Moyles and any other professional Northerner

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Easy 10's idea on shootouts

 

[Storer68]

Willfully ignorant people - anyone who thinks it's cool to act stupid.

Anyone born in the UK after about 1960 who pretends they don't know anything about those "new fangled" metric measurements, like kilogrammes and metres - which they all learned about in school (ties in with the one above I guess).

Weren't taught in my grammar school in 1978

 

[stan miguell]

easy tens shit windups. blimey i suppose when i was first on here as a lurkar about a year ago they were a bit funny, but now they just aint funny at all.

nipple. righting "twat" after every post by that mars bar muppet aint funny either. its very stupid actually.

 

[Nibble]

easy tens shit windups. blimey i suppose when i was first on here as a lurkar about a year ago they were a bit funny, but now they just aint funny at all.

nipple. righting "twat" after every post by that mars bar muppet aint funny either. its very stupid actually.

Twat.

 

[Simster]

For fucks sake Nibble, he's right. You're just making yourself look like a muppet!

 

[Nibble]

For fucks sake Nibble, he's right. You're just making yourself look like a muppet!

Twat.

 

[Simster]

Whatever.

 

[Nibble]

Whatever.

Come on, you were kind of expecting me to say that weren't you. stop being so serious Simster. And I actually stiopped the twat thing hours ago as it seemed to be upsetting Ben Andrews Girlfriend.

 

[Old Greg]

women who want to act like a man (equal rights, and get really upset when something mildly sexist is said) but still be treated as women

Oh yeh and skinny jeans are cool, squire.

 

[SNOOBS]

We had to do this as coursework, I said Wasps, Dogs, Northern and Welsh Accents (We couldn't do people because apparently its racist)

I would put emos, goths and chavs too which was also apparently racist.

Wouldn't put Palace there though, they are our biggest rivals who everyone loves to hate.

 

[Buzzer]

Come on, you were kind of expecting me to say that weren't you. stop being so serious Simster. And I actually stiopped the twat thing hours ago as it seemed to be upsetting Ben Andrews Girlfriend.

Don't think it's Simster who comes across as serious and angry, Nibs and I don't know about seeming to upset people It just looks crap, mate.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Come on, you were kind of expecting me to say that weren't you. stop being so serious Simster. And I actually stiopped the twat thing hours ago as it seemed to be upsetting Ben Andrews Girlfriend.

Didn't upset me at all mate, just made both of you look like petulant children, and is overly tiresome to get through!

 

[Theatre of Trees]

1.Teachers
2.Meetings, especially involving those in the profession above
3.Scrappy Doo
4.Peacehaven
5.Gary Bushell