Room 101, what would you put in?

[Badger]

Given the opportunity to go on the show who/what would you banish to the depths of Room 101?

Kicking things off:


Paris Hilton
People that put spoilers on shit cars
Tight tops in sizes for fat women
Chuggers (clipboard people on the street)

 

[house your seagull]

ugg boots - especially the fake ones that don't support the ankle properly on chav girls.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

My younger brother
Lenny Henry

 

[Badger]

My younger brother
Lenny Henry

I would have thought you would put dog allergies in Stumpy

 

[Stumpy Tim]

I would have thought you would put dog allergies in Stumpy

I did consider it. Badger allergies too

 

[Gully]

Cheap gold jewellery (especially large hoop ear-rings)
Short sleeve shirts when worn with a tie by men
Slugs
Estuary English

 

[Gwylan]

How strange: I was trying to get back to sleep this morning and this what I was thinking about to try to ease myself back to kip.

The four that I came up with were:

Those plastic lids on coffee that have holes in them - the most pointless invention ever
Cars with "Baby/child on board" Total tossers (and extra torture reserved for those with Christian/fish logos)
Man Utd - need I say more?
Those "father action groups" of blokes who walk out on their families and then spend their time poncing around dressed like Superman whinging about not seeing their kids. Egomaniac tossers.

But there several close calls: celebrity magazines, the Daily Mail, Apple computers, and First Crapital trains were all considered.

 

[Starry]

brass fixtures and fittings.
pigeons.
spitters.
people who talk loudly on their phones and think the rest of the office/bus/train care about their date last night.
queue jumpers.
pavement hogs. especially ones with pushchairs who think they can moosy around in the middle with a kid holding up taking up most of the path and then just stop dead for no apparent reason.
people who smack their lips.
fearne cotton.
mark constantine.

 

[Simster]

I would have thought you would put dog allergies in Stumpy

LMFAO

 

[Seasider78]

Skinny jeans on men
Fat people on electric scooters
Croc shoes
'Wacky' people

 

[Titanic]

Rugby League.

 

[Gwylan]

brass fixtures and fittings.
pigeons.
spitters.
people who talk loudly on their phones and think the rest of the office/bus/train care about their date last night.
queue jumpers.
pavement hogs. especially ones with pushchairs who think they can moosy around in the middle with a kid holding up taking up most of the path and then just stop dead for no apparent reason.
people who smack their lips.
fearne cotton.
mark constantine.

Wot, no Peter Ridsdale?

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

1. Radio 4's Quote Unquote
2. Screaming kids in supermarkets who don't stop screaming
3. The use of "yourself" instead of "you".
4. Hazel Blears
5. Shane Warne
6. Footballers wearing any of the following: gloves/alice bands/coloured boots
7. Most football journalists
8. Nic Pothas
9. Barstaff who can't pour Guinness
10. Virgin Trains.
11. Bus drivers who pay no attention to cyclists
12. Having to grovel to the admin person at work just to get the annual leave that is rightfully mine

 

[Badger]

Call centres where an Indian guy called "Frank" or "Dave" answers the phone.....as if
People that take up slightly more than one seat on the train (and it's not just fatties)
DFS adverts
Small yappy dogs

 

[Titanic]

Anybody who has spent more than £500 on a handbag or pair of shoes.

 

[scooter1]

The Feeling

 

[Trufflehound]

Willfully ignorant people - anyone who thinks it's cool to act stupid.

Anyone born in the UK after about 1960 who pretends they don't know anything about those "new fangled" metric measurements, like kilogrammes and metres - which they all learned about in school (ties in with the one above I guess).

Michael Douglas - because then Catherine Zeta Jones would become available.

NSC - because then I might finally get around to all that work I'm supposed to be doing.

 

[Simster]

The Feeling

thread closed.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

People who walk too slowly
Cheryl Tweedy - what did you expect marrying that lowlife - actually you deserve eachother
Chavs
People who decide to talk until 3 in the morning in very loud arabic. Very annoying

 

[Trufflehound]

People who decide to talk until 3 in the morning in very loud arabic. Very annoying

No one's forcing you to watch Al-Jazeera TV you know.