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Revenge ( not the gay club )
- Thread starter Munkfish
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steward 433
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Used a cucumber to f*** her daughter (my girlfriend at the time) and then kindly made her a salad with it
And no i didn't wash it
And no i didn't wash it
Is that even remotely true? If So what had she done?
steward 433
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Basically she was a freeloading lazy fat cow who didn't bother to work or even pay her rent and moved herself into our STUDIO flat whilst i was out at work.
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Right who's hacked Steward then? Fess up.
steward 433
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Kneon Light
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I broke into someones house once (an Ipswich season ticket holder) and stitched a Norwich City badge to the back of his denim jacket. He didn't notice for over a week!
What is the best way you have ever got Revenge on someone?
Are you asking out of interest or to get ideas?
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Oooookayyy. Hmm. Here's my tale. One of deceit, lies, tragedy and videotape.
I banged this old woman of like 40 something, didn't fancy her anyway and afterwards she made fun of my cum face and said I made girly sex noises and that really hurt me man, it dented my pride and cut through my heart like a knife slicing butter. So I did a poo in her toilet the next morning, didn't wipe my arse so there was no paper with it and didn't flush it and left.
I banged this old woman of like 40 something, didn't fancy her anyway and afterwards she made fun of my cum face and said I made girly sex noises and that really hurt me man, it dented my pride and cut through my heart like a knife slicing butter. So I did a poo in her toilet the next morning, didn't wipe my arse so there was no paper with it and didn't flush it and left.
Gazwag
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scooter1
How soon is now?
Stitched a flat mates, pants, socks, shirt sleeves and trouser legs together, and set his alarm for 45 minutes later than normal during the night whilst he snored like a train.
Revenge for him putting garlic in my pillow case and curtain linings when I was on a promise one night.
Revenge for him putting garlic in my pillow case and curtain linings when I was on a promise one night.
Perry Milkins
Just a quiet guy.
must have been a thin cumber then...
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
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Hmmm...thats a little LAME isn't it ? You mince off with a slippery shitty arse and nasty underwear, whilst all she has to do is pull the chain and your "revenge" disappears as quickly as your errant turd. Surely you should have shat on her BED or something.
I was expecting FAR more from you Danny. There HAS to be something more than that in your dark and dingy past ?
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its not who you are thinking of.
although the company you are often gets me pissing in there doorway on the way home of a friday saturday night.