Revenge ( not the gay club )

[CHAPPERS]

Push her on the train tracks.

 

[tinx]

A mate of mine found out his wife was cheating on him so he left her and the last thing he did before leaving was stick her toothbrush up his arse and then replace it exactly where it was. It made him feel so much happier knowing the next time brushed her teeth she'd be in for a nice treat.

 

[Nibble]

its not who you are thinking of.

although the company you are often gets me pissing in there doorway on the way home of a friday saturday night.

Well in that case it must be the other company. My suggestion: Demand a refund but never send the boy back to Thailand.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Hmmm...thats a little LAME isn't it ? You mince off with a slippery shitty arse and nasty underwear, whilst all she has to do is pull the chain and your "revenge" disappears as quickly as your errant turd. Surely you should have shat on her BED or something.

I was expecting FAR more from you Danny. There HAS to be something more than that in your dark and dingy past ?

Sure it might sound lame but bro, you didn't know this bitch. This is the woman who had to pull her car over once to be physically sick all because I SAID THE WORDS "nob gorgonzola". Kid you, I do not. This turd was like no other, I'd been on the sambucas the previous evening and it was orangey-transparent with a big corner going down one side, it was like a huge 3D cuboid bum cigar complete with pebbledash. What I'd have given to seen her face.

But yeah, I should have hid the toilet duck.

 

[Nibble]

Sure it might sound lame but bro, you didn't know this bitch. This is the woman who had to pull her car over once to be physically sick all because I SAID THE WORDS "nob gorgonzola". Kid you, I do not. This turd was like no other, I'd been on the sambucas the previous evening and it was orangey-transparent with a big corner going down one side, it was like a huge 3D cuboid bum cigar complete with pebbledash. What I'd have given to seen her face.

But yeah, I should have hid the toilet duck.

Should have taken out the ball cock too. That way when she flushed the whole sloppy toilet trifle would rise up and schlapp onto her floor like a live shark that is hauled aboard a fishing vessle to cause choas on the POOP deck.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Well, steady on Nibs she only said I squealed like a dying ferret and said pinch my nipples when I get really excited

 

[steward 433]

Should have taken out the ball cock too. That way when she flushed the whole sloppy toilet trifle would rise up and schlapp onto her floor like a live shark that is hauled aboard a fishing vessle to cause choas on the POOP deck.

Class Nibble

 

[NMH]

Got off with another bird.

That revenge always got to the point, in my experience.

Plus, how bad can it be?
Confuscious say; "the best revenge is to have a good life" - and getting off with another bird seemed like a very good time.

 

[Buzzer]

I have yet to plan the perfect revenge. I have someone in mind and when I finally do stitch him up he's gonna f***ing wish he never did what he did. Something along the lines of him losing his livelihood. Or his marriage. I don't mind which. Or perhaps a limb.

It was 3 years ago, he probably thinks it's all water under the bridge now but I remember, I f***ing hate the ****s guts.

 

[John Bumlick]

so we can say **** now?

edit: or maybe just ****s?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I have yet to plan the perfect revenge. I have someone in mind and when I finally do stitch him up he's gonna f***ing wish he never did what he did. Something along the lines of him losing his livelihood. Or his marriage. I don't mind which. Or perhaps a limb.

It was 3 years ago, he probably thinks it's all water under the bridge now but I remember, I f***ing hate the ****s guts.

eek.

 

[User removed 4]

I have yet to plan the perfect revenge. I have someone in mind and when I finally do stitch him up he's gonna f***ing wish he never did what he did. Something along the lines of him losing his livelihood. Or his marriage. I don't mind which. Or perhaps a limb.

It was 3 years ago, he probably thinks it's all water under the bridge now but I remember, I f***ing hate the ****s guts.

what did he do ?

 

[bhaexpress]

Managed to lose my spiteful ex wife her gaming license (very long story but she was trying to extort money from me). When you lose that license your career is over.