[Help] Replacing the hand shake - preferred options

[Bold Seagull]

Simply not true. Hygiene expert on R4 this morning said as long as you wash your hands regularly it’s no risk.
To be honest, it was a tonic to hear some sensible advice without all the hysteria and talk of shutting cities down.
Wash your hands, cover your mouth when you sneeze or cough, keep clean, use anti bac. No need to panic or stop touching people. Or indeed, Shaking hands.

But the handshake relies on everyone following the hand washing guidance. On Saturday at HT, how many people did you see washing their hands after a piss? And hopefully no one was touching anyone either...

 

[Normal Rob]

No need to panic or stop touching people.

well thank goodness for that.

 

[The Clamp]

But the handshake relies on everyone following the hand washing guidance. On Saturday at HT, how many people did you see washing their hands after a piss? And hopefully no one was touching anyone either...

I have a feeling all will be fine. Italy put the most measures in place of any country and has the highest death rate in Europe.

 

[JJ McClure]

Don't think you can go far wrong with a grope on the ass or a bit of a dry-root

 

[Fignon's Ponytail]

The single finger salute. No one comes near you that way...

 

[Brovion]

How about the 'Rimmer'? Then if you meet someone important like the Queen, Tony Bloom or Barry from EastEnders you can do a Double Rimmer.

 

[GloryDays]

May work if you smiled a little more

Smiling should be banned as well as CV could get in/out the gaps in the mouth.

 

[Kosh]

Vulcan greeting.

Live long and prosper.

Ha!

 

[dejavuatbtn]

 

[schmunk]

 

[monty uk]

Don't think you can go far wrong with a grope on the ass or a bit of a dry-root

Naive me. Not familiar with that term. Is it like a dry hump? That could be fun.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Kiss on the ring

 

[Is it PotG?]

In, out, in, out shake it all about.

https://news.sky.com/video/coronavirus-wuhan-shake-how-to-greet-people-in-china-11948343

 

[schmunk]

In, out, in, out shake it all about.

https://news.sky.com/video/coronavirus-wuhan-shake-how-to-greet-people-in-china-11948343

Seems a bit hokey.

 

[Baker lite]

May work if you smiled a little more

Strewth, take a peek at the Brexit thread every now and again...some of the Wokeflakes on there are about to open their wrists....

 

[schmunk]

How about the 'Rimmer'? Then if you meet someone important like the Queen, Tony Bloom or Barry from EastEnders you can do a Double Rimmer.

Can you catch Coronavirus from rimming?

 

[Lyndhurst 14]

I kinda like the Monty Burns handshake

 

[rogersix]

So the traditional handshake needs to go. In bacterial terms, it is an obscene transfer of germs and infection that has to be stopped. So what should replace this age old social convention?

Cockslap

 

[ozzygull]

I think this will do

 

[Grombleton]

People's Elbow?