[Help] Replacing the hand shake - preferred options

[Dick Head]

There's no need to replace the handshake with the implementation of one of these.

You just need to replace the left hand glove with a right hand one.

 

[NooBHA]

Simply not true. Hygiene expert on R4 this morning said as long as you wash your hands regularly it’s no risk.
To be honest, it was a tonic to hear some sensible advice without all the hysteria and talk of shutting cities down.
Wash your hands, cover your mouth when you sneeze or cough, keep clean, use anti bac. No need to panic or stop touching people. Or indeed, Shaking hands.

That's never gonna happen given Tory Austerity over the last 10 years - The police can't even enforce ''Restraining Orders'' against violent former partners or stalkers. They can't even send anyone out when people had their houses burgled or property stolen - What chance have they got of stopping people popping to the shops for a pint of milk or to their local pub for a pint ?

 

[VAL1850]

 

[Dick Head]

Here's one for larger meetings.

 

[Alba Badger]

Grab of each others crotch area?

 

[Saunders]

We could just bow like they do in China because its obviously handshakes we need to worry about...oh

 

[Tokyohands]

For the ladies, a drop of the trousers and winky shake. For lads just a mooney.

 

[beorhthelm]

a perfunctory chin jut?