[Football] Reasons we will beat Sweden (in one sentence).

[Colonel Angus]

Every one of their players is whack; they’ve got poo brain.

 

[Taybha]

Because our Lesbians are real .

 

[DJ NOBO]

We always beat Sweden

 

[Bold Seagull]

I had a Swedish girlfriend once who lived in Malmo who I met in Maui.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Because we need a World Cup win to take the people's mind off the rubbish that's going on at home - panem et Circenses, or bread and circusses in English.

 

[Gwylan]

Cause it's the name of the game that we will be the winner that takes it all, and it will be their Waterloo.

... and they'll need to be sending out an SOS when they're under attack

 

[Felpham Seagull]

Because Sterlings injured

 

[Goldstone1976]

circusses in English.

That made me smile.

On topic: because I got Sweden in the office sweepstake. Mind you, I’ve also got England in another one.

 

[colinz]

Man for man England are the better team, barring a catastrophe should (will) win & have a manager who knows what his best team is.

 

[essbee1]

Because if we don't win, I'm not going to IKEA ever again. Ever. That'll learn them and I have told them this.

 

[Gwylan]

Because Sterlings injured

Yes, this is definitely good. When sterling's down, our exports benefit

 

[BrickTamland]

The Swedes are very confident about their ability to stop us scoring, slightly arrogant about it actually. I love the country and the people but me and my girlfriend won’t be talking tomorrow (possibly longer depending on the result).

 

[Behind Enemy Lines]

Spot on from Barney Ronay. England need to step it up tomorrow.

https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...eck-harry-kane-quarter-final?CMP=share_btn_fb

 

[GT49er]

Because we're not arrogant enough to be counting our chickens...........................................






.................oh.

 

[Brovion]

Because we invented the game and we won the war.

 

[raymondo]

Because, although the Pommes may crumble, it's more likely that the Swedes will hash it up. Or...

If both teams crumble, the Pommes have pure Kane in their mix, whereas the opposition are a collection of artificial Swedeners.

 

[The Gem]

It's going to be hot - and the Swedish players won't be able to handle it.

Christian Benteke wont be playing for us (I know he's Belgian)

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Pickford will play like a man possessed & save everything.

Great clean sheet Pickford!

 

[Brovion]

Because we need a World Cup win to take the people's mind off the rubbish that's going on at home - panem et Circenses, or bread and circusses in English.

So? What's wrong with a bit of escapism, a bit of a feelgood vibe? Do you stand at the airport and tell people not to enjoy their holidays as all their problems will still be there when they get back?

 

[Brovion]

Pickford will play like a man possessed & save everything.

Simply because we are a better team with better players who will rise to the occassion when needed.

Oooh, good calls you two!