[Football] Reasons we will beat Sweden (in one sentence).

[neilbard]

We won't

I admire your undying optimism, that's the spirit!

 

[Triggaaar]

I admire your undying optimism, that's the spirit!

It's the hope that kills you.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Not on ITV

 

[KZNSeagull]

We will score more goals than them

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

How can I give a reason why we'll beat Sweden, when we won't beat them?

A question was asked. If you can't answer the question and give a reason why we'll beat Sweden (the former contingent on the latter) then you should reply 'I cannot'. Instead you answered a different question, one that hadn't been asked. That is simply wrong and, if I may say so, a bit silly.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Harry Kane

 

[neilbard]

Because ABBA didn't write Vindaloo, but they did come close in 1974.

 

[rogersix]

It’s coming home, I’ve been told.

sauce?

 

[Blue3]

Sweden one of only 22 countries we have not invaded YET beware

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Because they have Marcus Berg upfront and he makes John Obika look like a world beater.

 

[Sheebo]

Because Stan Collymore started a...


I’ll get my coat

 

[Miami Seagull]

Because at the game in Koln in 06 they sang "go home to your ugly girls" which really pissed me off

 

[FIVESTEPS]

They haven't a player who would get into the England team.

 

[Bodian]

Because they haven’t got ibrahimovic anymore

Or that fat boy who always seemed to do well against us, can't remember his name now.

Just remembered - Brolin. Looked him up on wikipedia, and was amused to see this: "His once glittering career never recovered after the transfer to Leeds United"

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

Because we're better at penalties.

 

[LamieRobertson]

We will score more goals than them

I'm going for they will score less than us...lets see who is right

 

[hart's shirt]

Or that fat boy who always seemed to do well against us, can't remember his name now.

Just remembered - Brolin. Looked him up on wikipedia, and was amused to see this: "His once glittering career never recovered after the transfer to Leeds United"

And it went downhill from there...



He should have stayed in Crossroads.

 

[The_Viper]

The memes have foretold it.

 

[ManOfSussex]

And it went downhill from there...

That was a good goal against an England team containing Tony Daley, Andy Sinton, Carlton Palmer and David Batty at right back though.

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

Because we are not Turnips this time.