Reasons to hate the French

[METALMICKY]

Bunch of cheese munching surrender monkeys!

 

[El Presidente]

I've got a lot of French porn, and it has to be said that they do it with panache. Must better than American (by the numbers), or German (too much urine).

 

[El Presidente]

 

[Braders]

 

[ferring seagull]

French Not So Bad !

We do have Romain Vincelot who is definitely not too bad.

 

[zfleas]

They literally STINK... the entire country smells of French people

 

[Questions]

I've got a lot of French porn, and it has to be said that they do it with panache. Must better than American (by the numbers), or German (too much urine).

French dwarfs ?

 

[JetsetJimbo]

I know the English are supposed to dislike the French, but I find it hard to. I mean, they gave us croissants, and croissants are brilliant. And they're going to give us three points at Euro 2012, which is rather generous of them. And the fact that all the French people I've met have been really nice (but I've never been to Paris, I hear they're pretty rude there).

 

[goldstone]

The #1 reason to hate the French is .....

..... because they're French.

 

[wardy wonder land]

"..........and croissants are brilliant........."

no no no croissants are shit - just a pile of crumbs, just a method to eat butter without looking like you are just eating butter !

17) they burn our sheep
18) they are powerful ONLY due to geography - if france was an island in the atlantic they could have all the hissy fits they want but could not disrupt the ports. flight paths and lorries !

 

[Gyuribá]

Trianon. It is their most serious sin, ever.

 

[daveinprague]

They CAN speak English, but wont.

 

[Gangsta]

Due to the recent powershift in Eurozone, please can we all now start to refer to France as Vichey France. Thank you.