Ex Shelton Seagull
New member
Ok, here’s what it looks like to me.
1) The stadium will be noisy. He makes no mention of how often the noise would occur. Accoridng to him the noise would be permanent and would occur constantly throughout the year.
2) Even though you can’t see the stadium from Falmer village it would still ruin the visual effect of Falmer village.
3) The Brighton plan of 1995 makes no mention of any sports development, therefore no sports development should ever take place on the site. He REALLY likes EP7 in the plan of 1995.
4) Our little provincial club is not worthy of any land here.
5) Brighton University isn’t much cop either.
6) Brighton station carpark is currently being proposed for development. IF this falls through then he thinks we could move here despite the fact that the site is smaller than Falmer. He doesn’t mention how a stadium could be built here.
7) Withdean’s alright for us. It’s a bit poky but we’re only a “provincial” club, right? The club and the council would be pretty pissed off about having to play here for a long time but they’d get over it. He doesn’t think that we’d ever get kicked out of Withdean. After all we can get a capacity of nearly 9,000 which is more than enough for proles like us.
8) He recommends Toads Hole Valley and then says we can’t play there because he thinks an industrial estate would be a better addition to the local area.
9) Sheepcote Valley is a bit of a shit hole really, so it’s suitable for us. We could hide the stadium away so it couldn’t offend peoples eyes. There’s a few problems (no real road access, no train station nearby, drainage) but he can’t really be arsed to go into those at the present time. Besides, it’s the clubs fault for not providing him with a detailed financial plan for developing a site they’d rejected a number of years earlier.
10) Downland is downland. As far as he’s concerned Village Way North is the same as Devil’s Dyke and should be treated as such. The A27, university buildings, railway line and station don’t effect this one bit.
11) If you stand on a hill you can see the stadium. That’s bad.
12) The site is too small to fit a stadium, sports hall and laboratory into. If you wanted to fit them in you’d have to raise the stadium up and that’s bad news. You would be able to see it from the hill even if it was half buried. God knows the effect it would have on walkers eyes if it was raised up a bit.
13) He doesn’t bother looking at out finances or our financial proposals because he’s heard off the TV that Leeds are in the shit so therefore we must be too. Other football teams are in financial trouble therefore so are we. He doesn’t mention the financial plan because he’s just heard that Livingston are going into administration so therefore our plan (the one that’s been approved by the council) must be bollocks.
14) The financial plan he hasn’t looked at won’t cover the cost so we’d try and get a retail park built next to the stadium to fund its construction. He then thinks we might be successful if we get Falmer built, so therefore we’d try and increase capacity. Good to see he realises that Falmer is the key to our success.
15) After all this unpleasantness is over he wants the council to promise that they’ll never, never, never, try and build anything at Falmer EVER again. The naughty so and so’s. That 240m is essential to the preservation of Falmer as a distinct community with it’s own language and currency.
16) We’d be f***ed after Prescott turns us down so we wouldn’t waste his or anyone else’s time with planning applications for a while. Around 2010 we might like to apply for Shoreham Harbour because a road might have been built by then. Alternatively we might like to build a stadium on the site of Brighton station carpark (the one that’s much smaller than Falmer) that is if Sainsburys haven’t built a supermarker there yet.
17) Actually Sheepcote Valley might not be a bad idea for us plebs. It’s pretty grotty and it’s well out of the way of good people like the Falmer residents and, well, himself.
18) He thinks we’ve got a plan B up our sleeves due to the club making mention of having to look for other sites if Falmer is rejected.
19) He’s an utter CHIZLA.
1) The stadium will be noisy. He makes no mention of how often the noise would occur. Accoridng to him the noise would be permanent and would occur constantly throughout the year.
2) Even though you can’t see the stadium from Falmer village it would still ruin the visual effect of Falmer village.
3) The Brighton plan of 1995 makes no mention of any sports development, therefore no sports development should ever take place on the site. He REALLY likes EP7 in the plan of 1995.
4) Our little provincial club is not worthy of any land here.
5) Brighton University isn’t much cop either.
6) Brighton station carpark is currently being proposed for development. IF this falls through then he thinks we could move here despite the fact that the site is smaller than Falmer. He doesn’t mention how a stadium could be built here.
7) Withdean’s alright for us. It’s a bit poky but we’re only a “provincial” club, right? The club and the council would be pretty pissed off about having to play here for a long time but they’d get over it. He doesn’t think that we’d ever get kicked out of Withdean. After all we can get a capacity of nearly 9,000 which is more than enough for proles like us.
8) He recommends Toads Hole Valley and then says we can’t play there because he thinks an industrial estate would be a better addition to the local area.
9) Sheepcote Valley is a bit of a shit hole really, so it’s suitable for us. We could hide the stadium away so it couldn’t offend peoples eyes. There’s a few problems (no real road access, no train station nearby, drainage) but he can’t really be arsed to go into those at the present time. Besides, it’s the clubs fault for not providing him with a detailed financial plan for developing a site they’d rejected a number of years earlier.
10) Downland is downland. As far as he’s concerned Village Way North is the same as Devil’s Dyke and should be treated as such. The A27, university buildings, railway line and station don’t effect this one bit.
11) If you stand on a hill you can see the stadium. That’s bad.
12) The site is too small to fit a stadium, sports hall and laboratory into. If you wanted to fit them in you’d have to raise the stadium up and that’s bad news. You would be able to see it from the hill even if it was half buried. God knows the effect it would have on walkers eyes if it was raised up a bit.
13) He doesn’t bother looking at out finances or our financial proposals because he’s heard off the TV that Leeds are in the shit so therefore we must be too. Other football teams are in financial trouble therefore so are we. He doesn’t mention the financial plan because he’s just heard that Livingston are going into administration so therefore our plan (the one that’s been approved by the council) must be bollocks.
14) The financial plan he hasn’t looked at won’t cover the cost so we’d try and get a retail park built next to the stadium to fund its construction. He then thinks we might be successful if we get Falmer built, so therefore we’d try and increase capacity. Good to see he realises that Falmer is the key to our success.
15) After all this unpleasantness is over he wants the council to promise that they’ll never, never, never, try and build anything at Falmer EVER again. The naughty so and so’s. That 240m is essential to the preservation of Falmer as a distinct community with it’s own language and currency.
16) We’d be f***ed after Prescott turns us down so we wouldn’t waste his or anyone else’s time with planning applications for a while. Around 2010 we might like to apply for Shoreham Harbour because a road might have been built by then. Alternatively we might like to build a stadium on the site of Brighton station carpark (the one that’s much smaller than Falmer) that is if Sainsburys haven’t built a supermarker there yet.
17) Actually Sheepcote Valley might not be a bad idea for us plebs. It’s pretty grotty and it’s well out of the way of good people like the Falmer residents and, well, himself.
18) He thinks we’ve got a plan B up our sleeves due to the club making mention of having to look for other sites if Falmer is rejected.
19) He’s an utter CHIZLA.