RaNdOm galore THREAD !!

[NMH]

I got given a blow-job for 45 minutes last night

Ah, but which cubicle and did you catch his name?

 

[steward 433]

I got given a blow-job for 45 minutes last night

Was your mum as good for you as she was for me

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

Ah, but which cubicle and did you catch his name?

In actual fact, she was a woman, who did mention that a bloke she only knew by the name NMH, once took her into the bog at Mcdonalds claiming to have an 8 inch penis, she couldn't help but laugh when he whipped out his 2 inch chode. This was mentioned, of course, after she saw my 8 inch cock, which reminded her of the fantasticly funny story of his supposed 8 inch cock.

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

Was your mum as good for you as she was for me

Better ask your wife

 

[steward 433]

Better ask your wife

touche smartarse

 

[csider]

I shagged my current squeeze last night, and threw in some 'backdoor' work

 

[steward 433]

I shagged my current squeeze last night, and threw in some 'backdoor' work

10/10 for effort

 

[NMH]

I shagged my current squeeze last night, and threw in some 'backdoor' work

She squeezed currents from her backdoor?

What??

 

[Robot Chicken]

 

[johnnyjetlag]

 

[gjh1971]

Enjoy

 

[Son of a hillbilly]

what about...

yeah I know weird

 

[Robot Chicken]

Today's fun facts:

Eric II, King of Denmark, died in 1104. He was known as Eric the Memorable. No one remembers why.

Napoleon killed over a thousand people with a cough. In 1799 he was deciding whether to release 1,200 Turkish prisoners of war when he coughed and said, "Ma sacré toux!" (my darned cough) which sounded to officers like "Massacrez tous!" (Kill them all!). So they did.

 

[Eggmundo]

 

[Robot Chicken]

This is taken from world's tallest building 'Burj Dubai' at 2,620 ft!!!

 

[Robot Chicken]

 

[Robot Chicken]

 

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Who remembers this - YouTube - Hi Ho Silver (Theme from Boon) Music Video

 

[Gully]

 

[Alonso Moseley]

Anyone know the answer to question number tits?