R.E.M.F V Futbol de Club of Top Boys - Saturday - 10am.

[Paxton Dazo]

Centre forward. Although, I used to play Right back for Varndean, I think I can step up to the challenge.

I'm sure the REMF Left winger will be pleased with this information.

 

[HG201]

Defiantly!!
PM Conboy , just to make sure though.
QUOTE]

PM sent

 

[Paxton Dazo]

Defiantly!!
PM Conboy , just to make sure though.
QUOTE]

PM sent

He'll let you know for sure mate

 

[Safe.]

Has anyone got a pair of boots spare who's playing tomorrow?

 

[HG201]

He'll let you know for sure mate

Conboy got back to me, apparently he sorted something out with someone else so my brother is'nt needed anymore

Good luck

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

We undertook a training session late this afternoon which soon descended into a game with a tribe of Kazakhstanis on the woefully maintained base pitch at Preston Park. With the rain plummeting throughout the pitch demarcated further; describing it as a field suited to hoof bandits would be a severe understatement. As the game got underway it was clear “Futbol De Club of Top Boys”, lacked a sense of cohesion and the Kazakhstanis soon took the lead with a decidedly controversial goal, scored by a chode of a human being who was at least 5 yards offside as he poked in from 2 yards out, much to the dismay of the FDCTP defenders.

The walk in the park we had expected started to seem a desperate misinterpretation. However, the lads battled on and we missed a number of chances, with right back Alex Bowden clipping the post from 30 yards out. David Clark had a chance with the follow-up but screwed wide from no more than 6 yards under pressure from Kazakhstan’s ‘7ft monster’. Several more opportunities later we finally hit upon an equaliser as I made a late surge into the box flicking the ball gleefully over one defender before dipping a shot over the keeper into the right hand corner. The lads were relying on me to produce a piece of magic and I provided the goods.

After the initial shaky start we soon found our stride and opened up a 5 goal lead, Paxton Dazo notching his hatrick and Seagull Tim strutting round happily with his two. Surprisingly, the Kazaks crafted themselves out another goal, though again, the striker was markedly offside, this time however, it was greeted with wry smiles by the boys as the new the match was sealed.

The game eventually came to a close as we decided to get ourselves out before things got anymore malevolent with the Kazaks flying in studs up all over the place. Many of the lads left the field with knocks, Clark worryingly professing a ‘groin strain’. This disheartened us a little but we were content to leave the field with a conclusive 7-2 win after Seagull Tim clinched his hatrick.

All in all decent preparation for the lads, but REMF will be a much harder challenge.

 

[Safe.]

The 7ft monster was a Kazakhstani version of Whacko from Mike Bassett.

 

[Fazz62]

Futbol de Club of Top Boys club information ;

Nickname ; The Whingys.
Founded ; 2009.
Home Turf ; Preston Park.

Manager ; Conboy.
Assistant Manager ; Paxton Dazo.
Physio ; Keeping The Dream Alive

Squad ;

Seagull Tim
Paxton Dazo
Conboy
Keeping The Dream Alive [Emergency]
Safe.
Lucas164111
Bowden91
HseagullsH
SeagullRic [He's bringing a free 'big chip']
Kurtinho.

And more Unknown Talent.
Me and Conboy are in talks of signing a free transfer from Botswana, paper work not completed yet.

Odds ;

Futbol de Club of Top Boys 1/100
R.E.M.F 66/1
Draw 16/1.

PD

I'm up for it!

Have put my pavement vehicle on overnight charge ready for the game tomorrow. Am very versatile and can play on either wing.

If not happy for me to play. Could always hand out orange quarters to the squad at half time and give you and Conboy a post match "massage".

Fazz62

 

[Paxton Dazo]

We undertook a training session late this afternoon which soon descended into a game with a tribe of Kazakhstanis on the woefully maintained base pitch at Preston Park. With the rain plummeting throughout the pitch demarcated further; describing it as a field suited to hoof bandits would be a severe understatement. As the game got underway it was clear “Futbol De Club of Top Boys”, lacked a sense of cohesion and the Kazakhstanis soon took the lead with a decidedly controversial goal, scored by a chode of a human being who was at least 5 yards offside as he poked in from 2 yards out, much to the dismay of the FDCTP defenders.

The walk in the park we had expected started to seem a desperate misinterpretation. However, the lads battled on and we missed a number of chances, with right back Alex Bowden clipping the post from 30 yards out. David Clark had a chance with the follow-up but screwed wide from no more than 6 yards under pressure from Kazakhstan’s ‘7ft monster’. Several more opportunities later we finally hit upon an equaliser as I made a late surge into the box flicking the ball gleefully over one defender before dipping a shot over the keeper into the right hand corner. The lads were relying on me to produce a piece of magic and I provided the goods.

After the initial shaky start we soon found our stride and opened up a 5 goal lead, Paxton Dazo notching his hatrick and Seagull Tim strutting round happily with his two. Surprisingly, the Kazaks crafted themselves out another goal, though again, the striker was markedly offside, this time however, it was greeted with wry smiles by the boys as the new the match was sealed.

The game eventually came to a close as we decided to get ourselves out before things got anymore malevolent with the Kazaks flying in studs up all over the place. Many of the lads left the field with knocks, Clark worryingly professing a ‘groin strain’. This disheartened us a little but we were content to leave the field with a conclusive 7-2 win after Seagull Tim clinched his hatrick.

All in all decent preparation for the lads, but REMF will be a much harder challenge.

PD

I'm up for it!

Have put my pavement vehicle on overnight charge ready for the game tomorrow. Am very versatile and can play on either wing.

If not happy for me to play. Could always hand out orange quarters to the squad at half time and give you and Conboy a post match "massage".

Fazz62

Come if you want.

 

[Da Man Clay]

Surprised there has been no mention of the last minute loan signing of Nsc select captain Da Man Clay for the second half tomorrow!

 

[Fazz62]

Come if you want.

Cheers PD

If it goes to extra time and you win on penalties, will carry out a pitch invasion.

 

[sam86]

Surprised there has been no mention of the last minute loan signing of Nsc select captain Da Man Clay for the second half tomorrow!

Makes me wonder if they actually know the score of REMF vs NSC Chris, Me and You loaned up

 

[Paxton Dazo]

Snoobs has been added to the conversation.

safe says:
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
David says:
boooooooooooooooooooo
conboy says:
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Daz. says:
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
conboy says:
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Daz. says:
boooooooooooooooo
David says:
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Daz. says:
booooooooooooo

 

[Paxton Dazo]

R.E.M.F 4-1 Futbol de Club of Top Boys. (HT 0-1)

Good game to be fair.

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Who scored?

 

[Safe.]

R.E.M.F 4-1 Futbol de Club of Top Boys. (HT 0-1)

Good game to be fair.

Wasn't happy with the tackle on Dave and the ref in the 2nd half was bit dodgy, besides that good game.

 

[Paxton Dazo]

Kurt scored our first goal, who doesn't post on this board. I'm not sure who scored all of their goals but, Mendoza, Snoobs & there CM scored a flukey goal. Dont know who scored the other. Good game though.

In the first half, we all clicked, we was defiantly on top but football is 90 minutes long, I s'pose.

Ref in the second half should stick to playing, .

 

[SNOOBS]

REMF - Mendoza (2), Sam (Chesney Christ) and Me
Them - Kurt

 

[CHAPPERS]

Cheers for the game boys, you easily deserved that half time lead. Decent game of football that. Well played.

 

[Safe.]

I think man of the match has to be seagullric.