Questions with no answers

[Nottseagull]

Why do you go on a bus or train (which are enclosed and covered) but go in a car, even if a convertable?

 

[vegster]

Oh, and why did Phil Silvers, the clever jack the lad,wheeler dealer,smooth operator and general wide boy not notice that there were no lenses in the spectacle frames he wore during the filming of Sgt. Bilko ?

 

[Nottseagull]

Bacteria

So why are bacteria green?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Didn't we almost have it all?

What have I done to deserve this?

When will I (will I) be famous?

 

[vegster]

Didn't we almost have it all?

What have I done to deserve this?

When will I (will I) be famous?

Crikey Edna, you're cooking tonight ! have you got any of that gear left ? LOL

 

[otk]

If Jesus did turn up again, would he be diagnosed as schizophrenic?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Why don't moths come out in the day? (this isn't a song, as far as I know)

 

[Questions]

Why don't moths come out in the day? (this isn't a song, as far as I know)

I think it was actually........... sung by Terry Scott in the sixties.

 

[vegster]

Why don't moths come out in the day? (this isn't a song, as far as I know)

looks like you should skin up another .. you are getting boringly sensible

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Why can't women, as a general rule, throw?

Why don't birds fall off trees when they go to sleep?

 

[vegster]

I think it was actually........... sung by Terry Scott in the sixties.

wasn't that during the time he was experimenting with LSD.... " Don't Jump Off the Roof , Dad "

 

[Lady Whistledown]

And, on a similar note, how do you know if a fish is asleep?

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

why do people that step in dog shit have to sniff their shoe to check even though the KNOW it stinks, and then act surprised when it does STINK?

You think thats bad, well, Seagull Tim finds it a necessity to physically dip his finger in the shit and smell it, before wipping any outstanding shit on his trouser leg. What a man

 

[Questions]

wasn't that during the time he was experimenting with LSD.... " Don't Jump Off the Roof , Dad "

Then he blamed 'My Brother' the twat.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

if flies are so called because they fly...


why aren't fish called swims?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Are oranges so called because they're orange, or was the colour orange named after oranges?

 

[nail-Z]

If Jesus Christ is alive and well, how come Marvin and Elvis are dead?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

If Jesus was to come again, would he realise that touching random members of the public is now frowned upon and risk incarceration?

 

[vegster]

If Jesus was to come again, would he realise that touching random members of the public is now frowned upon and risk incarceration?

oops, public schoolboy error.. don't you mean re-incarceration ?

 

[cardboard]

Why is there always snow on top of a mountain when its nearer the sun?