Questions with no answers

[We're the Stripes]

<Why don't birds fall off trees when they go to sleep?>

Last time I checked, trees don't sleep.

My question would be: if great boxers are termed invinceable, why are rubbish boxers never described as vinceable?

 

[Nottseagull]

If you look up the word dictionary in a dictionary, why doesn't it say
"if you don't what it means, WTF did you pick one up to find out?"

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

how important does someone have to be, to be assasinated rather than murdered

 

[pasty]

Why are greenhouses not green?

 

[Garage_Doors]

Who was the smart arse that thought it was a good idea to put an "s" is Lisp.

And why is abrivation such a long word.

 

[Titanic]

Is it really true that there are More Questions Than Answers?

 

[clarkey]

And why is abrivation such a long word.

Ive got bad news for you. Its a lot longer than that.

 

[Garage_Doors]

Ive got bad news for you. Its a lot longer than that.

is it, tell us more..........must be interesting.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Why do small cuts hurt the most?

Why is the plural of a goose, geese, yet the plural of moose is mooses?

 

[pasty]

Why is there only one monopolies commission?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

How do blind people know when they've woken up?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

How do blind people know when they've woken up?

An erection? (For those of the male species)

 

[Zesh Rehman]

this is a really stupid thread

 

[World of Sport]

And, on a similar note, how do you know if a fish is asleep?

The only fish that sleeps is a KIPPER.

 

[Nottseagull]

Why is the plural of a goose, geese, yet the plural of moose is mooses?

The plural of mongoose is apparently mongooses!

 

[drew]

If a Dogs sense of smell is so good, why do they have to stick their noses right up another dogs arsehole to check "The news".. surely they can smell those details from 100 yards away ?

Just checking the small print!!!!

[Q - If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?


Yes.

In the UK, your land rights go all the way down, that's why Train Companies etc

when building tunnels have to notify all property interests above ground, that may be effected.

But am I right in thinking in this country you have no mineral rights as they belong to the government?

 

[Nottseagull]

But am I right in thinking in this country you have no mineral rights as they belong to the government?

When the coal industry was under nationalization, any coal you found digging in your own garden actually belonged to the NCB. (I've never found any though!)

 

[Seagull Stew]

Why do salesmen say "Cheap at half the price!"?
............Of course something would be cheaper if it was half the price!

Why is it "Taking a crap"
............Surely it should be "LEAVING a crap"

Why did residents of Sesame Street doubt the existence of a slow moving mammoth called Mr Schnufalufagus (Spelling?) when being told about him by an eight foot tall yellow bird?

 

[Don Quixote]

why do those knobs as withdean say: withdean wager ONLY a pound... it's not ONLY a pound you stupid bitch as it's always been that price! Oh and if you are the woman reading this STOP!

 

[Brighton till i die]

is it, tell us more..........must be interesting.

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