Questions to which the answer is an NSC username

[Return of the Rev]

I am gold and white,i come out at night but don't go in during the day.

WHO AM I?​

 

[Knightsworld]

Q. Which ship sank on it's maiden voyage?

A. Titanic

 

[Easy 10]

Why does Bruno get picked ahead of Calderon ?

dunno

 

[Easy 10]

What should you do if you're feeling a little bit pooped ?

Everest.

 

[Trufflehound]

What was Fred West's reply to reassure his wife when Rosemary asked him whether the graves in the back garden had been dug shallow or dug deep?

 

[banjo]

Q. Snap javelin.

A. Brake spear.

 

[drew]

Complete this Barry Manilow song _ _ _ _ _ nova.






Bozza (well it's close enough!!!!)

 

[Seagull kimchi]

Who likes candles?

Dunno he's probably still banned.

 

[pasty]

Nickname of scorer of 35 goals for the Albion between '74 & '78

Trelford Mills' Guide Dog?

It's good but it's not right

A. Spider

 

[Acker79]

Q: A cornish food item.

 

[Norman Potting]

Q: A cornish food item.

Clotted Cream?

Name of Roy Grace's non PC colleague?

 

[Birdie Boy]

Q. When your in a club and you haven't pulled by the time the last slow dance comes on, who do you pick?
A. The Large One!

 

[Easy 10]

Clotted Cream?

Name of Roy Grace's non PC colleague?

I STILL can't believe he's playing hide-the-ferret with the Malteser-muncher.

 

[pasty]

I STILL can't believe he's playing hide-the-ferret with the Malteser-muncher.

 

[Easy 10]

What do you have if your leg joint is halfway up your thigh ?

Hiney.

 

[drew]

Who scored a goal against Brighton in the first minute of a match and then less than 10 months later scored two goals for Brighton in the last two minutes of a game?





















Eric Potts

 

[Easy 10]

Where does a bird keep her eggs ?

In Ernest.

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Q. What was on the wall of Deborah's house in "Disco 2000"...?

 

[Pogue Mahone]

Q. What was on the wall of Deborah's house in "Disco 2000"...?

Woodchip seems to have disappeared.

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Q. Whose real name was Raymond Burns?