Questions to which the answer is an NSC username

[Acker79]

Q: Multipack Chocolate treats from harry potter?

A: Box of Frogs

 

[The Large One]

What do you call a sheep race?
Ba Dash.

How do you call for assistance from someone who lives nearby...?
Elp, resident - eh?

What is an anagram of 'Elegant Hero'...?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Q. Who is funnier, French or Saunders?

A. The large one

 

[murciagull]

Q.Whose that man looking lost in an athletics track in a Brighton Suburb.
A. Withdean Wanderer

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

Q: What do contestants use to answer questions on quiz shows?

A: Buzzer

Or if you come from Wolverhampton .......... Bozza

 

[Westdene Seagull]

Q. Who is funnier, French or Saunders?

A. The large one

 

[Goldstone1976]

Q: What do contestants use to answer questions on quiz shows?

A: Buzzer

Or... Bozza, if you're from Brum...

EDIT: Damn; beaten to it...!

 

[Hyperion]

Q: Which NSC member is Hove Born & Bred?

A: Nobody cares

 

[Acker79]

Q: Gregory has 4 apples. Smith has 2. You take away 50% of their apples, how many do they each have left?

A: Gregory 2,Smith 1

 

[Puppet Master]

What should you do if you want to get your girl up the duff?

Spun Cuppa

 

[Acker79]

Q: Who is Homer Simpson's boss?

A: Mr Burns

 

[Bold Seagull]

Q: What do you call an electro-mechanical polyphonic tape replay keyboard?

A: Mellotron

 

[KZNSeagull]

Who secretly married Ned Flanders? Edna Krabappel

What would it be called if you rolled all the lawyers in the world over a cliff? Barrel of Fun.

 

[KZNSeagull]

Who should drive a Vauxhall Viva? El Presidente

What do you call an Ape's bottom? Cheeky Monkey

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Q. "Excuse me, where can I go to slip on my little bikini?"
A. "Beach Hut"

 

[El Presidente]

Q: In which year did Harold see last at the Battle of Hastings, and what was the last type of bird he saw before dying?

A: 1066, Seagull.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Q. What do you call a bird that swoops down and steals your ice cream from you while you are still eating it?
A. Bold Seagull

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Q: Name an underrated musical instrument?
A: Banjo

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Q: Which band's first studio album, launched in 1997, was titled "The Good Will Out"?
A: Embrace

 

[hitony]

What do you say to someone called Anthony? ....

hianthony..............


I've not really got to grips with this game have I