Putting a Dart Board up. [Merged]

[ManOnTheRun]

I feel in a way this thread mirrors the clubs problems perfectly.

The Dartboard - Falmer
Kev - The Albion
Kev's Mum - The Government
Kev's Dad - LDC

Kev and his Mum's valiant attempts to get the dartboard in position are being thwarted at every turn by Kev's Dad.

I have written to Kev's Dad asking for an explanation of his continued excuses and he wrote me the following reply:

Dear Sir

Thankyou for your query regarding Kevin's desire to put up a dartboard in his room. I feel that this is clearly not the best place for the board to be positioned and have asked Kevin's Mum to consider the five other options put forward by myself:

1. Bathroom
2. Garage
3. Shed
4. Lounge
5. Sheepcote Valley

Once Kevin's Mum has looked at all the options I will be happy to screw it into the wall (the board not Kevin's Mum)

Yours Sincerely

Kev's Dad.


If he continues to drag this situation out Kev will almost certainly be forced out of business. I for one will not stand by and let this happen.

We want dartboard
We want dartboard
We want dartboard
We want dartboard

x

Quality

 

[ali jenkins]

Come on Kev, we want a progress report!

 

[Bakesy]

Come on Kev, let us know when you've got it up.

 

[Knightsworld]

Come on Kev, let us know when you've got it up.

*snigger*

 

[John Boy]

http://www.100megsfree.com/thedartdog/dart_board_set_up_for_steel_tip.htm

 

[Gazwag]

http://www.100megsfree.com/thedartdog/dart_board_set_up_for_steel_tip.htm

"The toe line – properly called “the hockey” is a distance of 7 feet 9 and one quarter inches from the face of the board"



No wonder he's confused, he can't find his hockey stick, there me thinking it is called an oche

 

[Bakesy]

Dartboard update.

Kev, is it up yet?

 

[bhaexpress]

Come off it, he hasn't had the interview yet !

 

[Wardy]

Last I heard his dad was going out to get some "special" screws for the job.

 

[ali jenkins]

Whats the latest Kev?

 

[Scotty Mac]

having visited kevs portslade love nest today, i can confirm that the dart board is still NOT up, but is infact perched leaning on the floor against the kitchen counter

 

[ali jenkins]

having visited kevs portslade love nest today, i can confirm that the dart board is still NOT up, but is infact perched leaning on the floor against the kitchen counter

This is a dark, dark day for DIY enthusiasts the world over

 

[Northstander]

I feel in a way this thread mirrors the clubs problems perfectly.

The Dartboard - Falmer
Kev - The Albion
Kev's Mum - The Government
Kev's Dad - LDC

Kev and his Mum's valiant attempts to get the dartboard in position are being thwarted at every turn by Kev's Dad.

I have written to Kev's Dad asking for an explanation of his continued excuses and he wrote me the following reply:

Dear Sir

Thankyou for your query regarding Kevin's desire to put up a dartboard in his room. I feel that this is clearly not the best place for the board to be positioned and have asked Kevin's Mum to consider the five other options put forward by myself:

1. Bathroom
2. Garage
3. Shed
4. Lounge
5. Sheepcote Valley

Once Kevin's Mum has looked at all the options I will be happy to screw it into the wall (the board not Kevin's Mum)

Yours Sincerely

Kev's Dad.


If he continues to drag this situation out Kev will almost certainly be forced out of business. I for one will not stand by and let this happen.

We want dartboard
We want dartboard
We want dartboard
We want dartboard

x

 

[Bakesy]

Last I heard his dad was going out to get some "special" screws for the job.

And a Left Handed Screwdriver.........

 

[Gazwag]

Well.....................................

Have you managed to get it up yet

 

[Mendoza]

and the dart board

 

[Braders]

stick this in GOLD please

 

[Braders]

 

[Shegull]

It's probably one of the velcro dartboards. His mum probably wouldn't let him play with real darts.

 

[Braders]

sorry but if we are bouncing classics