puns

[oh sami sami]

I was think of banter puns. What have you got?
Some of mine are:
Banton dubec
Fc bantalona
Arch bishop of banterbury
Bantartica
Barack obanta

 

[Hillian1]

You should follow that guy on twitter called Boringtweeter.

https://twitter.com/b0ringtweets

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

bants as in pants? or

bantenberg cake

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Worryingly Alan Partridge.

 

[Baldseagull]

I was think of banter puns. What have you got?
Some of mine are:
Banton dubec
Fc bantalona
Arch bishop of banterbury
Bantartica
Barack obanta

Are those puns?

 

[dazzer6666]

Are those puns?

No, I don't think so

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Are those puns?

Are those his?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Ooops. Wrong thread.

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

I love this type of thread-banterfull.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Q.E.D.

Alan: That was The Police 'Doo Doo Doo Daa Daa Daa', their gibberish classic, and my tribute to Her Majesty's police. It's nearly seven o'clock. This is Dave Clifton.

Dave: Yes, indeed! Good morning, my name's Dave Clifton, and there goes Alan Partridge, cone but not forgotten!

[Alan forces an appreciative groan, and laughs.]

Dave: You off to see a film, like Cone-an the Barbarian?

Alan:[Slightly annoyed, but still playing along] Yeah, good one.

Dave: Then watch a bit of TV, eh? Like Cone Dancing?

Alan: Yeah. Not so good, but fine.

Dave: Oh, come on Alan. What's the matter with you? Cone't you take a joke?

Alan: Oh, f**k off

 

[Dan Aitch]

What a terrible bloody thread this is.

That's it. No puns. Just honesty.

Terrible.

 

[Dick Head]

If you can think of any fish puns, let minnow.

 

[catfish]

If you can think of any fish puns, let minnow.

I've got batter things to do.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Alan partridge has gotta be the worst so called comedy ever written

 

[Wrong-Direction]

I've got batter things to do.

Not bad, cod do batter

 

[Worthingite]

Anyone who uses the words "banter", or describe things as "cheeky", will be amongst the first up against the wall come the revolution. Same as anyone who uses the term "a bit rascal" to describe something as being rather good. They are terms used by these iced gem headed metrosexual "lads", who all ironically, look identical. I lay the blame solely at the feet of ITV, who's relentless churning out of IQ lowering oinking dumbo's, who have made it fashionable to look like perma tanned rent boys with the mentality of a mouth breathing slug. What the hell has happened to the youth of today

*quietly climbing off my soapbox*

 

[Worthingite]

I've got batter things to do.

I'm afraid it eel go over the OP's head

 

[Dick Head]

I'm afraid it eel go over the OP's head

Oh, for Cod's hake!

 

[Easy 10]

Alan partridge has gotta be the worst so called comedy ever written

Unbelievable statement

Anyone who uses the words "banter", or describe things as "cheeky", will be amongst the first up against the wall come the revolution. Same as anyone who uses the term "a bit rascal" to describe something as being rather good. They are terms used by these iced gem headed metrosexual "lads", who all ironically, look identical. I lay the blame solely at the feet of ITV, who's relentless churning out of IQ lowering oinking dumbo's, who have made it fashionable to look like perma tanned rent boys with the mentality of a mouth breathing slug. What the hell has happened to the youth of today

*quietly climbing off my soapbox*

Followed by the most cracking rant I've seen today. This thread is disco mental.

 

[The Buttery Biscuit Base]

Alan partridge has gotta be the worst so called comedy ever written

That is wrong.

Sorry! or Man About The House are the right answers.