puns

[The Buttery Biscuit Base]

I was think of banter puns. What have you got?
Some of mine are:
Banton dubec
Fc bantalona
Arch bishop of banterbury
Bantartica
Barack obanta

A major withdrawal from the bank of Bantander?

 

[Eggman]

Been listening to Adam and the Bants?

 

[Superphil]

**** **** ****

 

[greyseagull]

If you sift through the history of NSC I bet you'll find at least 70% of threads end up with fish puns.

I've haddock'nough of them.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

If you sift through the history of NSC I bet you'll find at least 70% of threads end up with fish puns.

I've haddock'nough of them.

So have I, reely I have

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Alan partridge has gotta be the worst so called comedy ever written

I strongly suspect that you are having a day out in Bantersea from deepest Bantershire here.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

I strongly suspect that you are having a day out in Bantersea from deepest Bantershire here.

Any fin is possible if you don't trout yourself

 

[skipper734]

Here in Bantshire the Sun is just clearing the mist from the land.

 

[Box of Frogs]

Almost every thread you look at these days has fish puns and its always the same people carping on about it.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Almost every thread you look at these days has fish puns and its always the same people carping on about it.

I don't know how you've got the au-dace-ity to say that.

 

[dazzer6666]

Not bad, cod do batter

This is no plaice for rubbish like that. If your sole objective is to be funny, you've failed. I'll let you flounder, I'm fin-ished

 

[Trufflehound]

I was just having a trawl through the last 10 fish puns wondering how many of them would make me laugh.

Unfortunately, no pun in tench did.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

This is no plaice for rubbish like that. If your sole objective is to be funny, you've failed. I'll let you flounder, I'm fin-ished

Get off your perch.

 

[dazzer6666]

Get off your perch.

Ok fair enough. I'm going to let salmon else have a go. Shame ENREST isn't here, EEL always make us LAUGH.

 

[Richard_419]

Ok fair enough. I'm going to let salmon else have a go. Shame ENREST isn't here, EEL always make us LAUGH.

I dont like fish puns, i'm just posting for the Halibut

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Could you repeat that last comment please, I'm a bit hard of herring

 

[W.C.]

Alan partridge has gotta be the worst so called comedy ever written

You are bang wrong.

 

[spring hall convert]

Alan partridge has gotta be the worst so called comedy ever written

Crazy talk.

 

[Richard_419]

Could you repeat that last comment please, I'm a bit hard of herring

dolpinitely i've haddock rayving to try and weaver few more fish puns into conversation but i dont want to carp on unless you're having a whale of a time, i'll let you mullet over and come back to me with your seal of approval

 

[Trufflehound]

dolpinitely i've haddock rayving to try and weaver few more fish puns into conversation but i dont want to carp on unless you're having a whale of a time, i'll let you mullet over and come back to me with your seal of approval

You're obviously a manta be reckoned with. Someone with a clear sense of porpoise.