[Misc] Public toilet pooing

[neilbard]

Was discussing with mates and thought it needed airing on nsc.

When defecating in a public toilet, do you

1. flush and then push so noone hears the musical noises
2. leave a landing pad of paper so noone hears the thud
3. before sitting on the throne, leave a bed of paper so not to touch plastic
4. all of above

If other, please list

I very much doubt that Noone would be able to hear the musical noises or the thud in Bolton.