I'd dump the league cup and make the all divisions play from the first round in the FA Cup. However, the first two rounds would consist of Premier v Championship and First v Second, including the second group any non league teams.
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I'd dump the league cup and make the all divisions play from the first round in the FA Cup. However, the first two rounds would consist of Premier v Championship and First v Second, including the second group any non league teams.
3. No football will be televised live except the FA cup final. If you want to see a live game buy a ticket.
4. Clubs shall have two kits, Home and Away and may only change the kit design in a leap year.
5. The playoffs will be abolished because they're a lottery. If you came sixth, you're too shit to go up (except under the "too shit to stay up rule").The bottom three clubs of each league shall be relegated. In addition any club failing to get more points than the third from bottom club will also be relegated. In the event of more than three clubs being relegated, the equivalent number of clubs form the league below will be promoted (known as the "too shit to stay up" rule).
8. England will send three teams into the Champions League: The winners of the Premier League, the winners of the Championship and the F.A. Cup winners. Entry to the Europa leage will be two Premier League teams: the team scoring the most goals and the team with the best disciplinary record.
If side A (lets call them Palace) were to let side B score (lets call them Brighton) in the 1st (or any) minute. Why should and would Brighton then let Palace score? Brighton have a 1-0 lead (and 3 points) to protect.
I think this would mean the end to Craig Levein's 4-6-0 formation.
Anyone proven to dive in a match to be banned for 12 months (1st offence), if they do it again, then banned for life.
If I can add one - referees to be fitted with microphones and what they hear from the players is broadcast, as in rugby. Your typical football match would then be unbroadcastable, and the TV companies and sponsors (the ones who hold the real power in football) would make damn sure it cleaned up it's act and respect wasn't just a meaningless word on a shirt-sticker.
Because they'd have agreed it beforehand ... and because they'd know that every other team they'd play in future wouldn't trust them In a lot of ways that'd be like a team going on to score a goal when restarting after the ball was put out of play for an injury.
1. Only the captain is allowed to speak to the referee and he must call the referee "sir". Any other player speaking to the referee will be sent off.
- Agreed. I'm sure they tried to implement this at one point, and you could see for a few games only the captain was speaking to the ref, then it was forgotten about. I don't think you can send off a player for talking to a ref, particularly if he misunderstands something, i.e., whether a free-kick is direct or not. I think you have to eliminate back-chat and arguing though.
2. All games shall be played on a Saturday at 3 PM or Tuesday/Wednesday at 7.30 PM.
- Will never happen. Too much money is paid in TV rights, not just by Sky, but around the world. Demand for games over a weekend and midweek is too much. Plus, I like knowing that on a Sunday I can often watch the F1 followed by football.
3. No football will be televised live except the FA cup final. If you want to see a live game buy a ticket.
- And English teams will fall behind European teams even more so than they are now. I like that I can watch title deciders and relegation battles without having to travel the length and depth of this country to see them.
4. Clubs shall have two kits, Home and Away and may only change the kit design in a leap year.
- Sponsors change more regularly than this.
5. The playoffs will be abolished because they're a lottery. If you came sixth, you're too shit to go up (except under the "too shit to stay up rule").The bottom three clubs of each league shall be relegated. In addition any club failing to get more points than the third from bottom club will also be relegated. In the event of more than three clubs being relegated, the equivalent number of clubs form the league below will be promoted (known as the "too shit to stay up" rule).
- I took this as a joke, so not answering.
6. If a player is sent off, all his wages will be paid to charity. In addition, half his manager's wages will also go to charity. There will be no limit to this, ie if three players get sent off, the manager should make up the difference himself.
- I'm sure there are many employment laws and human rights you're violating here. What if he was sent off in error? A red card can be subjective at times. Having a players livelihood rely on the judgement of one man is not fair. What if your pay was subject to your performance that was judged, subjectively, by someone else?
7. Every match will be recorded reviewed by a panel of three independant scrutineers and any player seen to have dived will be retrospectively banned for three matches.
- This shouldn't just apply to diving.
8. England will send three teams into the Champions League: The winners of the Premier League, the winners of the Championship and the F.A. Cup winners. Entry to the Europa leage will be two Premier League teams: the team scoring the most goals and the team with the best disciplinary record.
- You would want England represented in the Champions League by a club in a lower division (albeit they'd be in the PL for the season they'd be in the CL). The CL should be the top team from each country, unfortunately, TV has demanded more games be played by more clubs.
9. FA cup semi finals will not be played at Wembley.
- Agreed, but the FA are desperately trying to repay on the stadium costs, this wont happen.
10. In the event of a club going into administration, they shall be immediately expelled from the league and thier remaining fixtures will be played by an "invitation 11"
- This is not fair on the fans. You cannot expel a club and sack off all the players because the management messed up. I think the current system works with docking of points.
11. ITV will not be allowed to feature football of any level.
- Another joke?
That's like saying any player with a hard kick cannot move after taking a free kick because it's unfair. Just because he can throw a ball far, doesn't mean he should be held back.How about this one, throw ins.
The player taking the throw must stay OFF the pitch until the ball is touched by another player.
This would stop the ridiculous charade of long throws that are as good as corners and Stoke City shit-hoof ball that is ruining the beautiful game.
Take a look at Delap's throws, he's about 6 yards on the pitch by the time the aerial wrestling takes place in the middle.
Yes, some players could master the standing long throw which takes massive flexibility and strength in the waist, but it would definitely blunt this weapon.
A 0-0 and both sides get no points. Stops a side from parking the bus and if there are no goals with 15 mins or so to go before the end, both sides may as well go for it.
The penalty shoot-out should be taken BEFORE the game kicks off. It would provide some comic pre-match entertainment and the result would only be called into the scheme of things if it was needed.
I think the difficulty here is the word "proven" - the main beneficiaries from that would probably be lawyers.