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Simster

Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,983
Surrey
The Spanish said:
oh come off it. who do you think you are kidding. Until she started f***ing about with herself she would have been in the Top 1 of pretty much everyone on heres jumps if they had done her. why do people lie to themselves all the time?

Just because you think she is common and embarassing does not mean for a million years she was a munter. You lot make me laugh. "oh god no i wouldnt".
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I really wouldn't either. Funnily enough, I found myself watching her yesterday, and wondering to myself why I really wouldn't want to shag her. I think there are a few reasons:

* She's over exposed. I find myself attracted to lots of women, only to find a few weeks later why I ever found them attractive.
* She's not very clever or humourous and has nothing interesting to say.
* In the same way I wouldn't shag a prostitute, I just get immediately turned off by women when I know several dozen other cocks have been there first.

So no, she's not a munter, but I guess being a munter is only one reason to find someone sexually repulsive.
 






The Spanish

The Spanish

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Aug 12, 2008
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Simster said:
I really wouldn't either. Funnily enough, I found myself watching her yesterday, and wondering to myself why I really wouldn't want to shag her. I think there are a few reasons:

* She's over exposed. I find myself attracted to lots of women, only to find a few weeks later why I ever found them attractive.
* She's not very clever or humourous and has nothing interesting to say.
* In the same way I wouldn't shag a prostitute, I just get immediately turned off by women when I know several dozen other cocks have been there first.

So no, she's not a munter, but I guess being a munter is only one reason to find someone sexually repulsive.
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mate you would have done her years ago when you were dafter too. thats my point. as you get older you look for more things, and people become more than the sum of their parts. at 18 though you just want a jump and will do almost anything that says yes. and at that age she would have been a major feather in anyones cap.

of course she is boring and unfunny. f*** me that is not an exclusive club is it.

again women with a few cocks in them in the past turn you off? if you found out what most women you had been with had been up to, and had read about it in the papers, you would probably feel the same way about them too. whats good for the goose is good for the gander and all that.

i just find this everyone reckoning they are james bond stuff amusing.
 


Simster

Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,983
Surrey
The Spanish said:
mate you would have done her years ago when you were dafter too. thats my point. as you get older you look for more things, and people become more than the sum of their parts. at 18 though you just want a jump and will do almost anything that says yes. and at that age she would have been a major feather in anyones cap.

of course she is boring and unfunny. f*** me that is not an exclusive club is it.
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100% Correct

The Spanish said:
again women with a few cocks in them in the past turn you off? if you found out what most women you had been with had been up to, and had read about it in the papers, you would probably feel the same way about them too. whats good for the goose is good for the gander and all that.
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Couldn't agree more to be honest. But how many women's sex lives are plastered all over the media?

The Spanish said:
i just find this everyone reckoning they are james bond stuff amusing.
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I know what you mean here. It reminds me of that scene in Borat where he gets on that van with the frat boys, half of whom were fat and ugly and talking about women like they were pieces of meat - as if they had *ever* been laid before. You just wanted to shake a couple of said lard arses as shout "WAKE UP! YOU'RE A FAT UGLY BORE, YOU MONG. LOWER YOUR STANDARDS AND HAVE A BIT MORE RESPECT"

However are you sure that everybody on this thread stating that they wouldn't shag her all fall into this category, as opposed to the more discerning 20, 30, 40 something age brackets who simply find her sexually unappealing?
 


The Spanish

The Spanish

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Aug 12, 2008
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Simster said:
100% Correct

Couldn't agree more to be honest. But how many women's sex lives are plastered all over the media?

I know what you mean here. It reminds me of that scene in Borat where he gets on that van with the frat boys, half of whom were fat and ugly and talking about women like they were pieces of meat - as if they had *ever* been laid before. You just wanted to shake a couple of said lard arses as shout "WAKE UP! YOU'RE A FAT UGLY BORE, YOU MONG. LOWER YOUR STANDARDS AND HAVE A BIT MORE RESPECT"

However are you sure that everybody on this thread stating that they wouldn't shag her all fall into this category, as opposed to the more discerning 20, 30, 40 something age brackets who simply find her sexually unappealing?
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yet again after some debate we fall on the same side of the fence.

My simple point is people saying they have always thought she was a munter

a) at 18 she was f***ing stunning and 99.9% of the people on here (including women) would have happily jumped into bed with her.

b) even now, dull, self absorbed, plastic surgery-ied to the eyeballs, morally and spiritually dead, having sold her entire life and dignity for cash - most single blokes on here would not turn her down after a couple of beers. If I am wrong I will happily accept that. But the bullshit and snobbery dressed up as higher standards does not ring true in a lot of cases.
 




Rusthall Seagull

Rusthall Seagull

New member
Jul 16, 2003
2,119
Tunbridge wells
The Spanish said:
yet again after some debate we fall on the same side of the fence.

My simple point is people saying they have always thought she was a munter

a) at 18 she was f***ing stunning and 99.9% of the people on here (including women) would have happily jumped into bed with her.

b) even now, dull, self absorbed, plastic surgery-ied to the eyeballs, morally and spiritually dead, having sold her entire life and dignity for cash - most single blokes on here would not turn her down after a couple of beers. If I am wrong I will happily accept that. But the bullshit and snobbery dressed up as higher standards does not ring true in a lot of cases.
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slut
 


The Spanish

The Spanish

Well-known member
Aug 12, 2008
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Simster said:
LOWER YOUR STANDARDS AND HAVE A BIT MORE RESPECT"
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not having a pop mate, but the unintentional irony in that sentence did raise a smile.....

that would make a great motto for the modern 21st century more enlightened mysoginist and swordsman.


:)
 


tedebear

tedebear

Legal Alien
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
17,117
In my computer
I personally have never given Jordan as much thought as you lot seem to...

Maybe its the car crash tv mentality at work?
 
























Mellotron

Mellotron

I've asked for soup
Jul 2, 2008
32,482
Brighton
The Spanish said:
don't go down your George Best route again mate please!
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Haha. Women were uglier back in the day! :clap2:

No but seriously. Katie Price at 18 WAS a matter of taste. And it's a no from me. Sorry if that makes me a snob etc, she's just genuinely not my style that's all.

Don't think I'm James Bond, for the record.
 


seagull_special

seagull_special

Well-known member
Jun 9, 2008
3,008
Abu Dhabi
The Spanish said:
oh come off it. who do you think you are kidding. Until she started f***ing about with herself she would have been in the Top 1 of pretty much everyone on heres jumps if they had done her. why do people lie to themselves all the time?

Just because you think she is common and embarassing does not mean for a million years she was a munter. You lot make me laugh. "oh god no i wouldnt".
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Damn thats twice I have agreed with you, Spanish. I remember seeing her in ASDA when she had just made page 3 and she was gorgeous and stood out from the crowd. All that naturalness has gone now and she looks like a blow up doll, if she had been a beautician or a hairdresser instead of being a topless model/ celebrity I expect she would have aged gracefully and may have been much happier with her lot.
 






Mellotron

Mellotron

I've asked for soup
Jul 2, 2008
32,482
Brighton
People did LOOK older back in War times, even you must agree that.

Perhaps it was due to the WAR going on, or due to the fashions of the 1940s being the fashions of the blue-perm brigade nowadays, who knows?
 


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