Prescott had a steak and kidney pie!!

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Liberals

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Now I couldn't possibly condone irresponsible behaviour because I'm already "under suspicion" but personally I wouldn't waste a whole Fray Bentos pie on Norman Baker. Especially when the Tesco value version would fit into an envelope so much more easily...

 

[BUTTERBALL]

I wonder what proportion of the said pie was steak and what percentage was kidney? Surely this will have a bearing on the outcome of the judicial review.

 

[B.W.]

True, but I assume Norm might have been concerned that undue influence might be being applied in order to influence Prescott's decsiion, should it be referred back to him after a judicial review.

I've got an idea which I can't put into practice as I'm an exile. Why doesn't somebody nip into Tescos or Waitrose in Lewes, pick up a Fray Bentos and then deliver it to Norm's office on School Hill with the message:-

"Dear Mr Baker,

Since you clearly believe that a man's opinion can be bought for a Steak and Kidney Pie, please find enclosed an offering from Brighton & Hove Albion supporters. We trust you will now keep quiet about Falmer".

Like it!...

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I work in Lewes, I'm half tempted to do it

 

[B.W.]

I work in Lewes, I'm half tempted to do it

Go on... you know you want to!...