Trufflehound said:Do you need a fork for the pudding, or are they only necessary for the pies?
Ex Shelton Seagull said:Dear Mr Baker
Just dropping you a letter to say a big "well done" for finally exposing the Deputy Prime Ministers eating habits whilst attending football matches. For many years I have attempted to find out this critical piece of information and met only a brick wall of silence in my attempt to uncover the truth.
Now the wall has come crashing down, symbolic with the fall of the Berlin Wall in my eyes, and our so called "leaders" diet whilst attending sporting events has finally been exposed for all the world to see. How much more is there to this conspiracy I wonder? Don't stop now Mr Baker, we need to know more? What company produced the pie? Were the contents fully traceable? Most important of all, were they British? What a scandal it would be if our Deputy Prime Minister was found to have consumed a FOREIGN pie!
Please don't stop your crusade for the truth. It's so rewarding for all us tax payers to know that there are still men fighting the good fight. From struggling to get the crucial subject of Jeremy Clarkson raised in Parliament, to your quest to find out what John Prescott does every day of his life, you are fighting a crusade for justice that is worth every penny of our money.
May I also say what a relief it is to find good honest men like yourself still active in politics, the type of man who would never undermine their party leader and then scuttle off out of sight. It's also refreshing to see that there are still upstanding individuals such as yourself in the Liberal party. I was beginning to suspect you were all pissheads or perverts who wear soiled undergarments forsexual gratification and engage in 3-in-a-bed romps.
Yours (Up)
Uncle Spielberg said:I have sent a copy of this to Baker's e mail
Superseagull said:I think the national press have got to catch onto this story. It confirms all along that Norman Baker is a total and utter plonker of the highest order. Some good national press coverage on the Liberal idiot at a time when there party is already in the shit would be most satisfying. Baker = +
Cereal Killer said:wait a minute, wasn't the Hull game AFTER the desicion?? im sure it was, so Norman Baker is a total thick twat for suggesting it was bribery or something when Presscott then had nothing to do with the case anymore as he had already made his desicion.