JordanBurstow12
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post some funny old jokes, im not going to cause im terrible at them 
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Conkers
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
A stick.
JordanBurstow12
Elliot Bennet <3
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i dont get it?
Spun Cuppa
Thanks Greens :(
Two women sitting together quietly minding their own business...
Conkers
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Djmiles
Barndoor Holroyd
the hitman
New member
I thought Wane Rooney was the sort of man to drive around in all sorts of flash cars...... But the other week i saw him hanging out the back of an escort
JordanBurstow12
Elliot Bennet <3
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they look disgusting 
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Tazman
New member
What do you call a Mexican pervert.........
Senor Pants!
I'll get my coat
Senor Pants!
I'll get my coat
seagullsdaz
New member
I was at a football match in Japan the other day and at the end the players started doing Martial Arts.
I said to the person next to me "What's going on"
He said "We are now into 2 minutes of ninjury time"
I said to the person next to me "What's going on"
He said "We are now into 2 minutes of ninjury time"
The Great Cornholio
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This is one of my favourites.
The balloon family are in bed, during the night there's a thunder storm and the baby balloon is scared so he goes to his parents room and tries to squeeze in their bed.
It's tiny so he lets some air out of his dad but still can't get in so he lets some air out of his mum but he still can't get in.
Desperate needs, he lets a lot of air out of himself and then fits in.
In the morning his dad is furious.
He says "Son you've let me down, you've let your Mum down, but most of all you've let yourself down".
The balloon family are in bed, during the night there's a thunder storm and the baby balloon is scared so he goes to his parents room and tries to squeeze in their bed.
It's tiny so he lets some air out of his dad but still can't get in so he lets some air out of his mum but he still can't get in.
Desperate needs, he lets a lot of air out of himself and then fits in.
In the morning his dad is furious.
He says "Son you've let me down, you've let your Mum down, but most of all you've let yourself down".
Spun Cuppa
Thanks Greens :(
I had to have a word with a mate who was dating a retarded dwarf
I told him it wasn't big and it wasn't clever...
I told him it wasn't big and it wasn't clever...
Blackadder
Brighton Bhuna Boy
Funny how attractive women always drive cute little cars.
That reminds me, the wife's Panzer needs an MOT.
That reminds me, the wife's Panzer needs an MOT.
The Large One
Who's Next?
The only gag I know...
How much does a cockney pay for shampoo?
Pan-tene
How much does a cockney pay for shampoo?
Pan-tene
Spun Cuppa
Thanks Greens :(
Men have the most body hair, but on the whole, women have more...
Withdean Wanderer
Banned
Apparently Chris Moyles is angry that the BBC haven't paid him for two months.
Perhaps the BBC have changed his contract to a Pay Per Joke deal and forgotten to tell him?
Perhaps the BBC have changed his contract to a Pay Per Joke deal and forgotten to tell him?
seagullsdaz
New member
Wife looks in the mirror and says to husband " I look fat, Ugly and horrible. Pay me a compliment!"
Husband replies "Your eye sight is spot on love"
Husband replies "Your eye sight is spot on love"
seagullsdaz
New member
Man walks into a pub and ask's for a pint of less!
Barman looking confused says "I'm not sure we serve less here"
Man says "Well that's funny cos when i went to the doctors earlier he said i should be drinking less"
Barman looking confused says "I'm not sure we serve less here"
Man says "Well that's funny cos when i went to the doctors earlier he said i should be drinking less"
Spun Cuppa
Thanks Greens :(
Woman trying on a pair of jeans asks her husband, 'Do they make my arse look big?', so he says, 'No. Your arse makes your arse look big!...'