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[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I recall one about a cheese toastie and a handjob

If only someone could remember it...

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

I recall one about a cheese toastie and a handjob

If only someone could remember it...

Must....resist.......

Joke Du Jour - North Stand Chat

 

[Aldo]

They are releasing a charity single to raise money for the floods in Pakistan. It's called 'Rain Drops Keep Falling On Ahmed'

 

[Spacegull]

Will they ever introduce glass coffins?....
.... remains to be seen.

 

[ManxSeagull]

Went to a muslim stag do the other night. It was wild. The stripper got her face out for the lads!

 

[Davido]

I used to go out with a Dutch girl who wore inflatable shoes.
Went home one day and she had popped her clogs!!

 

[Martinf]

This is still my favourite:

I went to a zoo the other day. All they had was a dog. It was a shitzu.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Q. Why did the Chicken cross the road?

A. To get away from the Russians!

Edit: That might have been Chechen?

 

[Spun Cuppa]

How many fish can you get in a pair of tights?

2 soles

2 eels

and a wet plaice

 

[seagullsdaz]

What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork chop

 

[brakespear]

Must....resist.......

Joke Du Jour - North Stand Chat

My favourite NSC thread

Ummmmm.....repeating the same old joke:

Darth Vader: 'Son I know what you have got for Christmas'
Luke: 'How, father?'
Darth: 'I have felt your presents'

 

[Greyrun]

Enjoyed the joke on the Plymouth forum,85 percent of scousers admit to having sex in the shower the other 15 claim never to have been to jail.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Must....resist.......

Joke Du Jour - North Stand Chat

See..now THAT is the sort of material we USED to get on here before the f***ing BANDWAGON rolled in!

 

[rcf0712]

after a gig the another night my mate was loading the gear into his van when 3 moody looking geezer's approached him - "how did you get on I said", "well first thing I did was knock one out" he replied, "funny time to have a wank I countered".......

 

[Iggle Piggle]

Must....resist.......

Joke Du Jour - North Stand Chat

That thread is genius. Genuine Laugh out load funny.

I fancy a Parma Ham sandwich now (on Granary naturally).