Posh Spice is a Slapper...

[Virgo's Haircut]

Posh Spice loves the Albion
She loves them very much
And when shes got her clam out
She lets Deam Wilkins have a touch.

I'm not sure if the last line scans correctly...

 

[Les Biehn]

I'm not sure if the last line scans correctly...

Scans?