Posh Spice is a Slapper...

[Gazwag]

Posh Spice is a slapper
she shaves with a razor
and when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Tommy Fraser

 

[Gazwag]

Posh spice likes an orgy
She bathes in a bath of beans
but when she needs spit roasting
she thinks all our Deans

 

[desprateseagull]

posh spice is a slapper
she lives in espanol
and when she shagging beckham,
she thinks of mark mcghol..

ah, whatever.

 

[Another Berkshire Seagull]

Posh spice is a slapper,
She really likes to breed,
and when shes shagging beckham,
She thinks of pauly reid!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Posh Spice is a slapper,
she's shagged lots of nutters;
and when she's shagging Beckham,
she thinks of Guy Butters.

 

[Les Biehn]

Posh Spice is a slapper
It makes her very sad
Because when she shags Beckham
All she wants is El-Bad

 

[larus]

Posh Spice is a slapper
Her car is reallly nippy
and when she's shagging Beckham
She's thinking of our Chippy.

 

[Les Biehn]

Posh Spice is a slapper
Her minge is all flakey
And when she shags Beckham
she thinks of our Jakey

 

[Jesus Gul]

Posh Spice is a slapper
her keks are alwasy slushy
and when she's shagging Beckham
she yearns for a googly from Mushy

 

[larus]

Posh Spice is a slapper
but thinks Dave's a bit gayo
and when she's shagging Beckham
She's thinking of Kerry Mayo

 

[adrian29uk]

The Beckhams are still getting in the papers, however its negative press not positive. Have the press finally fallen out of love with them.

I have never been in love with the Beckhams.

 

[Les Biehn]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She can't stop fartin
and when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Richard Martin

 

[Les Biehn]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She loves a real cad
and when she shags Beckham
she thinks of El-Bad

 

[Artois]

nah dont bother changing it just stay with harty

 

[Man of Harveys]

The Beckhams are still getting in the papers, however its negative press not positive. Have the press finally fallen out of love with them.

I have never been in love with the Beckhams.

Hmm, bit of modern blank verse there. Like it.

 

[Virgo's Haircut]

Posh Spice is a Slapper
Shes not that good in bed
and when shes shagging Beckham
She thinks of Argus Fred

 

[Jesus Gul]

Posh Spice is a Slapper
She checks her sexual rosta
and after shagging beckham
It's a dyke session with (Liz) Costa

 

[Bry Nylon]

Posh Spice enjoys betting
She regularly has flutters
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of the 3:10 Novice Hurdler Handicap at Fontwell

 

[Man of Harveys]

Let's have a bit more modern verse. It means you don't have to make it rhyme either.

Posh
Her skinny thoughts drift
As David hammers away
To the Albion
To the first, reserves and youth squads

 

[Les Biehn]

Posh Spice loves the Albion
She loves them very much
And when shes got her clam out
She lets Deam Wilkins have a touch.