Posh Spice is A Slapper

[gjh1971]

How does Kazakstan rhyme with Ankergren?

 

[finlaych]

posh spice is a slapper
sex she cant decline
so when shes shagging beckham
she thinks of toborjn adgenstien

 

[Kazenga <3]

Posh Spics is a slapped
But you wouldn't say no
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Alan Navarro

 

[finlaych]

Peter Brezovan✔
Gordon Greer✔
Tommy Elphick✔
Adam El-Abd
Elliott Bennett✔
Alan Navarro✔
Ashley Barnes
Matthew Sparrow ✔
Mitchell Walker
Inigo Calderon
Gary Hart✔
Casper Ankergren✔
Glenn Murray✔
Gary Dicker✔
Michael Poke✔
Marcos Painter
Torbjorn Agdestein✔
Jamie Smith✔
Liam Bridcutt✔
Mauricio Taricco
Jake Caskey✔
Yaser Kasim
Steve Cook ✔
Craig Noone ✔
Ryan Thomson
Lewis Dunk ✔
Kazenga Lua Lua ✔

 

[Gazwag]

One for next season

Posh Spice is a slapper
She like a bit of Sowing
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Michael Owen

 

[Gazwag]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She give a magic blow
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Indigo

 

[Gazwag]

Posh Spice is a slapper
Her idol is Kim Carnes
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Ashley Barnes
cos he's got ......... Bette Davis Eyes

 

[the pug]

No arse sex for the posh spice
She thinks that it will taint her
Whilst beckham does her doggy style
She thinks of Marcus painter

 

[seagullsdaz]

Posh spice is a slapper
She loves it when she's gagged
and when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Adam El-Abd

 

[pasty]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She just goes on and on
And when she's shaggin Beckham
She thinks of Calderon

 

[Kazenga <3]

Posh spice is a slapper
Although I'd really love to pork her
And when she's shagging beckham
She thinks of Mitchell Walker

 

[Seagull Steve]

Posh Spice is a female
who likes to do it proper
and when shes shagging hitony
her fingers up his pooper

Another coffee spitting moment, brought to you from NSC.

 

[dannyboy]

Posh spice is a slapper
Her chuffer smells like a kebab
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Adam el abd

 

[finlaych]

Peter Brezovan✔
Gordon Greer✔
Tommy Elphick✔
Adam El-Abd✔
Elliott Bennett✔
Alan Navarro✔
Ashley Barnes
Matthew Sparrow ✔
Mitchell Walker✔
Inigo Calderon✔
Gary Hart✔
Casper Ankergren✔
Glenn Murray✔
Gary Dicker✔
Michael Poke✔
Marcos Painter✔
Torbjorn Agdestein✔
Jamie Smith✔
Liam Bridcutt✔
Mauricio Taricco
Jake Caskey✔
Yaser Kasim
Steve Cook ✔
Craig Noone ✔
Ryan Thomson
Lewis Dunk ✔
Kazenga Lua Lua ✔
Michael Owen ✔

Thomson, Kasim, Taricco and Barnes to go

 

[simply the best]

there is one for barnes

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

Posh Spice is a slapper
she's f***ed everyone you know
and when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Taricco

Posh Spice is an author
She's wrote some cracking yarns
and when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Ashley Barnes

 

[Spider]

Posh Spice has a special man,
they love to do the blow,
He snorts lines off her tits and arse
His name is Tarricco

 

[HalfTimeOrange]

Posh Spice likes a creampie,
she's full up to the brim,
And when she's shagging Beckham,
she thinks of Yas Kasim

 

[seagull_special]

Posh Spice is a slapper
she loves it hard and good
and when she's shagging Beckham
She thinking of Chris Wood

 

[Gazwag]

and Barnes to go

ahem

Posh Spice is a slapper
Her idol is Kim Carnes
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Ashley Barnes
cos he's got ......... Bette Davis Eyes