Posh Spice is A Slapper

[Hiney]

Posh spice - All the old great ones

 

[METALMICKY]

Posh Spice is a slapper
And fancies that boy Terry
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Martin Perry

 

[I'll Get Me Coat]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She likes it down her throat
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of "I'll Get Me Coat"

Does that count ?

 

[Kuipers Supporters Club]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She likes it when she's On.
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Calderon.

 

[I'll Get Me Coat]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She likes to model shoes
And when she's shagging Beckham
He thinks of Rebecca Loos

 

[I'll Get Me Coat]

Posh Spice is a slapper
Her muff she likes to show
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Mauricio Taricco

 

[finlaych]

Peter Brezovan✔
Gordon Greer✔
Tommy Elphick✔
Adam El-Abd✔
Elliott Bennett✔
Alan Navarro✔
Ashley Barnes✔
Matthew Sparrow✔
Mitchell Walker✔
Inigo Calderon✔
Gary Hart✔
Casper Ankergren
Glenn Murray✔
Gary Dicker✔
Michael Poke✔
Marcos Painter✔
Torbjorn Agdestein✔
Jamie Smith✔
Liam Bridcutt✔
Mauricio Taricco✔
Jake Caskey✔
Yaser Kasim✔
Steve Cook✔
Craig Noone ✔
Ryan Thomson✔
Lewis Dunk ✔
Kazenga Lua Lua ✔
Michael Owen ✔
Gus Poyet ✔
Chris Wood✔


JUST NEED ONE FOR ANKERGREN

 

[I'll Get Me Coat]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She always wants it deeper
And when she shagging Beckham
She thinks of the Brighton Keeper

Can think of anything that rhymes with Ankergren

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She's slept with many men
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Ankergren

 

[METALMICKY]

Posh Spice is a slapper
But very quick to learn
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Johnny Byrne

 

[Gazwag]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She like to wank off Ben
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Ankergren

 

[Gazwag]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She spins round like a loom
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Tony Bloom

 

[METALMICKY]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She loves to have a ball
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Mikey Small

Posh Spice is a slapper
She's sacred she has a stalker
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Clive Walker


Posh Spice is a slapper
She's one I would not trust
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Nicky Rust

 

[Cpt. Spavil]

posh spice is a slapper
she shags beckham till his fainter
cus all along she was thinking of Marcus Painter

 

[Bring back Bryan wade!!]

Posh Spice is a slapper
Her muff is really hairy
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of her mate Scary

 

[finlaych]

Posh Spice is a slapper
Her muff hair is such a mess
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of CMS

 

[Woodchip]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She spins round like a loom
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Tony Bloom

I like this one.

Sent by the power of squirrel poo

 

[finlaych]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She loves to suck on ballsack
So when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Tomasz Kuszczak