father_and_son
Well-known member
Claim an allergy to chocolate and refuse to attend on H&S grounds. Then they still plan to go ahead without you, complain to HR about your exclusion from a key event and claim discrimination. Threaten to sue.
The whole stupid thing will be abandoned immediately. The "hilarity will be pretty much guaranteed"!!!
I've done the raft-building, lego bridge-building, egg dropping bollocks all before. The best team building days have been... "get out of the office to a swanky hotel, chat for a few hours about how you can't get any work done because of so-and-so or some sh*t system, then get utterly smashed in the hotel bar until 5 in the morning". When you've seen everyone at their very worst you function so much better as a team because everyone has the dirt on everyone else and no one can afford to break ranks!
The whole stupid thing will be abandoned immediately. The "hilarity will be pretty much guaranteed"!!!
I've done the raft-building, lego bridge-building, egg dropping bollocks all before. The best team building days have been... "get out of the office to a swanky hotel, chat for a few hours about how you can't get any work done because of so-and-so or some sh*t system, then get utterly smashed in the hotel bar until 5 in the morning". When you've seen everyone at their very worst you function so much better as a team because everyone has the dirt on everyone else and no one can afford to break ranks!