Plenty of tasty TEAR UPS in store next season

[Safeway]

West Ham, Millwall, Leeds, Pompey, Cardiff, Palace, possibly Birmingham.

Will there be a seat left in the away stand come next May?

 

[Napper]

stadium fine but town be tasty

 

[London Pompous]

Some of the lads are coming out of retirement just in case you young pups need a bit of direction. We've forgotten more than most of you know, but once you've got the taste for some toe to toe, dodging the OB, keeping it ITK, and STILL using the gentleman's code (don't hit any scarfers, women or babies) then you can have a bit of fun.

God bless the Queen Mum.

 

[chucky1973]

Some of the lads are coming out of retirement just in case you young pups need a bit of direction. We've forgotten more than most of you know, but once you've got the taste for some toe to toe, dodging the OB, keeping it ITK, and STILL using the gentleman's code (don't hit any scarfers, women or babies) then you can have a bit of fun.

God bless the Queen Mum.

And I bet the club are happy to have you back!

 

[Braders]

We've forgotten more than most of you know.

love that.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

I do dearly hope that Falmer village escapes intact. Don't want their biggest fears to come true in year one.

 

[Deleted member 18477]

You guys are well 'ard! And Pathetic!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Some of the lads are coming out of retirement just in case you young pups need a bit of direction. We've forgotten more than most of you know, but once you've got the taste for some toe to toe, dodging the OB, keeping it ITK, and STILL using the gentleman's code (don't hit any scarfers, women or babies) then you can have a bit of fun.

God bless the Queen Mum.

I want to participate but don't want to get hit in the face. I thought about wearing a Jason Voorhees hockey mask but don't know if this is acceptable within the code? Any tips?

 

[Gilliver's Travels]

We've forgotten more than most of you know

Yes, but ask Matron and she may help you remember.

 

[Scotty Mac]

will it be acceptable for me to molest an opposition fan up the bottom with a cucumber after we've gone toe-to-toe and ive got him on the ground?

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Please elaborate on "scarfies" - is that anyone wearing a scarf is excluded from the tear up?

 

[Notters]

Please elaborate on "scarfies" - is that anyone wearing a scarf is excluded from the tear up?

He said scarfer. A scarfer is anyone wearing colours, I thought everyone knew that?

I had some inbred nutter at Huddersfield charge at me ready to attack me once, but his marginally more intelligent mate pointed out that I should be left alone as I was wearing an Albion shirt.

 

[tottenhamseagull]

Some of the lads are coming out of retirement just in case you young pups need a bit of direction. We've forgotten more than most of you know, but once you've got the taste for some toe to toe, dodging the OB, keeping it ITK, and STILL using the gentleman's code (don't hit any scarfers, women or babies) then you can have a bit of fun.

God bless the Queen Mum.

f*** me, I've just walked into a set on green street.

 

[Dave the OAP]

He said scarfer. A scarfer is anyone wearing colours, I thought everyone knew that?

I had some inbred nutter at Huddersfield charge at me ready to attack me once, but his marginally more intelligent mate pointed out that I should be left alone as I was wearing an Albion shirt.

Yeah, sorry about that...I didn't have my glasses on.

 

[Notters]

Yeah, sorry about that...I didn't have my glasses on.

Come to think of it, he did look a little like you.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Some of the lads are coming out of retirement just in case you young pups need a bit of direction. We've forgotten more than most of you know, but once you've got the taste for some toe to toe, dodging the OB, keeping it ITK, and STILL using the gentleman's code (don't hit any scarfers, women or babies) then you can have a bit of fun.

God bless the Queen Mum.

some haven't even retired

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

West Ham, Millwall, Leeds, Pompey, Cardiff, Palace, possibly Birmingham.

Will there be a seat left in the away stand come next May?

i wouldn't worry, you'll be no where to be seen

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Unbelievable ... and it's not even the school holidays yet.

Touch, sweet ... etc etc

 

[Chris001]

Some of the lads are coming out of retirement just in case you young pups need a bit of direction. We've forgotten more than most of you know, but once you've got the taste for some toe to toe, dodging the OB, keeping it ITK, and STILL using the gentleman's code (don't hit any scarfers, women or babies) then you can have a bit of fun.

God bless the Queen Mum.

You funny little man!!

Will you and the lads be travelling to West Ham, Millwall, Leeds, Pompey, Cardiff, Palace and possibly Birmingham?

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

You funny little man!!

Will you and the lads be travelling to West Ham, Millwall, Leeds, Pompey, Cardiff, Palace and possibly Birmingham?

they have in the past know doubt, but you wouldn't know that