PLAYER SONGS required urgently!

[Helen Chamberlains Quim]

Ah Lua Lua, Oh no, just and give go.
yeah, yeah ,yeah, yeah, yeah...
I said a Lua Lua, Oh baby, he gonna get a goal.

To tune of Kingsmen / Kinks / many others

 

[C Man Staines]

Last season when Noone came on as sub a few people went “Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnneeee” like a long Boooooooo, but it doesn’t seem to be happening at the Am-Stad, it would sound amazing with 16,000 people doing it, rather than that gay Rooney chant Sheebo mentioned.

 

[Pantani]

Ah Lua Lua, Oh no, just and give go.
yeah, yeah ,yeah, yeah, yeah...
I said a Lua Lua, Oh baby, he gonna get a goal.

To tune of Kingsmen / Kinks / many others

This is good too. Let's give this one a go at Pompey if he plays.

 

[Sitch]

Noone, noone will tear you apart again.

 

[C Man Staines]

(stolen from 5 Gills fans on the train to the game last night)

Oh Liam Bridcutt, you’re the love of my life, oh Liam Bridcutt, I'd let you shag my wife, oh Liam Britcutt, I just want to be you (this last bit is crap and needs improvement? - Although I'm sure most of you will say it's all crap )

 

[leigull]

Really would like to get a Will Buckley chant based around Captain Bucky O'Hare for those that know who he is........

 

[Munkfish]

I dont get why we dont sing...

Blue NOONE

somthing like...

Blue Noone
he left them standing alone
with the ball at his feet
he's gunna score on his own

Blue Noone
he left them standing alone
with the ball at his feet
he's gunna score on his own

Poor words, but someone surely can work with it.

whoever says thats a City song pipe down, because singing Nooney is a United song and just as original.

 

[getpurple]

Calderon, Calderon
Calde-Calde-ron
This is a song
For Calderon
Calde-Calde-ron

To the tune of Boney M - Hooray! Hooray!

 

[C Man Staines]

I had the old Adam Virgo / Pigbag song in my head earlier, it fits a few players: Liam Bridcutt, Gary Dicker, Matty Sparrow, Roland Bergkamp, Tommy Elphick etc

I suggested the old Rod Thomas song for Will Buckley on another thread, but there seems to be a few suggestions for Buckley so how about:
Super, Super Matt, Super, Super Matt, Super, Super Matt, Super Matty Sparrow?

Also, what has happened to Casper's song, would have thought the North would be singing it when he plays that end, or are they waiting for a super save for him to earn it?

 

[Mendoza]

Just heard The Overtones - For The Longest Time

Toby Agdestein fits well
"woooooooooooaaaaaahhhhh Toby Agdestein"

 

[Munkfish]

how about to the tune of baby give it up.

will buckley will buckley will buckley

Nanananananana na na na

will buckley will buckley will buckley

Nanananananana na na na

 

[Bean]

Ashley Barnes
Ashley Barnes
Ashley Ashley Barnes
He gets the ball, scores a goal
Ashley Ashley Barnes

 

[Pantani]

how about to the tune of baby give it up.

will buckley will buckley will buckley

Nanananananana na na na

will buckley will buckley will buckley

Nanananananana na na na

That's the Ankegren one.

 

[Gazwag]

I thought the "Will Buckley's Brilliant" sounded good last night, short and to the point and easy to sing - all that's is really needed

 

[The Grockle]

For Ashley Barnes…..

To the tune of ring of fire.

Our talisman from the west country, forget Murray he’s the one for meeeee.

And it’s barnes barnes barnes, our number Nine, he’s sublime.

Repeat till bored!

 

[The Grockle]

For Ashley Barnes…..

To the tune of ring of fire.

Our talisman from the west country, forget Murray he’s the one for meeeee.

And it’s barnes barnes barnes, our number Nine, he’s sublime.

Repeat till bored!

Just re-read that and sounds a bit shit, definetly potential if one of our resident wordsmiths has a fiddle with the words.

 

[Coleby1007]

Head Like an Alien,
He's got a head like an Alien
Head like an AAAAAlien
He's got a head like an alien


For Nooney

 

[Simster]

To Daddy Cool, Boney M:
Tony, Tony Bloom
Tony, Tony Bloom
(or Craigy, Craig Noone)

To Baby Give it up, KC & the sunshine band:
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, naaa
Craig Makail Smith, Makail Smith
Craig Makail Smith!

 

[Kubes]

Craig Mackail-Smith just about fits to "Where's your mama gone"

 

[tubaman]

These just feel a bit second hand when you change the name to a new player.