PLAYER SONGS required urgently!

[Marc1901]

Ooooooh Craig Mackail-Smith...
He's our striker
Fast as f***

Holds up the ball up and sets off on a run
Plays for Brighton Hove Albion and he hates the Palace scum

Just changed Buckley for CMS.

 

[Brighton M]

Scoring goals for Brighton, Will Buckley (let it be)

 

[olliwarne]

Ooooooh Willie Buckley...

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Not sure about the rest of the song.

would love this..it's amaziiing !

lyrics are:

Ooohhhhhhhhh Willie Buckley he's a striker, he's good at darts
An allergy to grass but when he plays he's feckin class
Drives around moss side with a wallet full of cash

Oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Willie Buckley

 

[clarkey]

would love this..it's amaziiing !

lyrics are:

Ooohhhhhhhhh Willie Buckley he's a striker, he's good at darts
An allergy to grass but when he plays he's feckin class
Drives around moss side with a wallet full of cash

Oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Willie Buckley

Yeah, those lyrics dont really work for Buckley do they

 

[olliwarne]

Yeah, those lyrics dont really work for Buckley do they

no, just leave out the last bit and it should be alright:

Ooohhhhhhhhh Willie Buckley he's a striker, he's good at darts
An allergy to grass but when he plays he's feckin class
Ooohhhhhhhhh Willie Buckley

like that it's easier to remember aswell.

 

[clarkey]

no, just leave out the last bit and it should be alright:

Ooohhhhhhhhh Willie Buckley he's a striker, he's good at darts
An allergy to grass but when he plays he's feckin class
Ooohhhhhhhhh Willie Buckley

like that it's easier to remember aswell.

Those lyrics are Balotelli specific and make no sense in relation to Buckley. Thats my point. Unless Ive missed a discussion of the finer points of Buckleys medicial conditions and hobbies.

 

[IanH]

Craig Mackail Smith. Fact....His gran's from scotland. He plays for Brighton. He scores goals. Put them together to the tune of "Flower of Scotland" (second half of the first verse). I heard it sung at Murrayfield once and it creates an incredibly haunting noise.

Oh Craig Mackail-Smith (and stood against him)
His gran's from Scotland (proud edwards army)
He plays for Brighton (and sent him homeward)
and he scores goals (to think again)

repeat endlessly, with arms aloft, swaying side to side.

 

[Shooting Star]

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Everyone knows it, easy words and catchy....

For Calde to the tune of Karma Cahmeleion:


Ini, Ini, Ini, Ini, Inigo Calderooooon
He scores goals, he scores goooooals
Scoring is easy when you play for the Albion
Blue white and gold, blue white and goooold!

I actually quite like the sound of that! Could also work for Craigy and Buckley.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

For Romain Vincelot Lord of the dance

Ro-maine
wherever you may be
you eat frogs in your own country
but it could be worse
you could be a palace fan
living with glenn in his caravan

The last two lines don't work.

Lord of the Dance...

Dance, dance, wherever you may be (8 syllables)
I am the lord of the dance, said he (9 syllables)
And I lead you all, wherever you may be (11 syllables)
And I lead you all in the dance, said he (10 syllables)

Yours...

Ro-maine, wherever you may be (8 syllables)
you eat frogs in your own country (8 syllables)
but it could be worse, you could be a palace fan (12 syllables)
living with glenn in his caravan (9 syllables)

 

[super-seagulls]

The last two lines don't work.

Lord of the Dance...

Dance, dance, wherever you may be (8 syllables)
I am the lord of the dance, said he (9 syllables)
And I lead you all, wherever you may be (11 syllables)
And I lead you all in the dance, said he (10 syllables)

Yours...

Ro-maine, wherever you may be (8 syllables)
you eat frogs in your own country (8 syllables)
but it could be worse, you could be a palace fan (12 syllables)
living with glenn in his caravan (9 syllables)

so what about:

Ro-maine, wherever you may be (8 syllables)
you eat frogs in your own country (8 syllables)
but it could be worse, you could be palace scum (11 syllables)
living with Murray in his caravan (10 syllables)

 

[C Man Staines]

That's the way, LUALUA, I like it, LUALUA
That's the way, LUALUA, I like it, LUALUA
That's the way, LUALUA, I like it, LUALUA
That's the way, LUALUA, I like it, LUALUA
and so on

& as I enjoyed the 6 hours of Elliott Bennett / Heartbeat at Brentford so much how about:

We are, Gus Poyet's Briiiiiighton & Hove Albion, Du Du Du Da, etc (Would say Tony Bloom's Briiiighton, but doesn't scan)

 

[C Man Staines]

so what about:

Ro-maine, wherever you may be (8 syllables)
you eat frogs in your own country (8 syllables)
but it could be worse, you could be a scum fan (11 syllables)
living with Murray in his caravan (10 syllables)

Slightly tweeked

 

[Yoda]

Not so much a player song, but:

Tony Bloom. Tony Bloom.
Tony, Tony Bloom.
He built our ground now we're so proud.
Tony, Tony Bloom.

 

[Sheebo]

The three I will be championing on Saturday are:
1) aye, aye Ashley
2) Noone, noone will tear you apart again
3) And the Vindaloo Vincelot song

Wasn't there Sat - So did all 3 get an airing?

Aye aye Ashely Ashley Barnes is quality!

 

[Mendoza]

We should get a bit of RIZZLE KICKS going - Brighton group, top 10 in the UK charts. Dont even have to change the words to a player, just sing and jump around

Yeah Yeah, Lets Get Down with The Trumpets
Yeah Yeah, Lets Get Down with The Trumpets
Yeah Yeah, Lets Get Down with The Trumpets
WHAT, Lets Get Down with The Trumpets

repeat to fade

 

[brighton_girl87]

Wasn't there Sat - So did all 3 get an airing?

Aye aye Ashely Ashley Barnes is quality!

Well I was far too hungover to start any myself. But I heard tonymgc attempt to start the aye aye Ashley and Vindaloo ones, for them to get drowned out by a hyperspeed Sussex by the Sea.