[Misc] Phrases you hate people saying

[anygivensunday]

'Go for it'

As in: 'Is this chair free?'
'Go for it.' Like it's some kind of mission. Just say yes, you goon.


Also the new one of people 'telling my truth'. It's your experience or opinion. Doesn't mean it's the truth, shut the F up.

 

[Norman Potting]

...Amanda Holden washes car/puts milk bottles out/goes shopping/ in stunning/racy/revealing/random item of clothing goes here,,,,

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

'Go for it'

As in: 'Is this chair free?'
'Go for it.' Like it's some kind of mission. Just say yes, you goon.


Also the new one of people 'telling my truth'. It's your experience or opinion. Doesn't mean it's the truth, shut the F up.

And Steve Macmanamanaman emphasizes a point by saying 'To be very honest'

 

[Garry Nelson's teacher]

I'll throw in 'unchartered waters' where it should be 'uncharted waters'.

 

[Norman Potting]

..."Online Influencer"

 

[Carlos BC]

Fur babies - what the f*ck?

When people say bye a hundred times on the the 'phone, when did that become acceptable? 'Bye, bye, bye ,bye, bye, bye........'

And people using the word loose instead of lose. Tends to be written more than spoken but it gets on my tits.

 

[rippleman]

Americans reaching out!!!

It's not just the yanks. Our IT contractor emailed me last week to say he would be "reaching out" to me later that day. He meant he was going to call me.

Shop assistants addressing me as "love".

Multiple "byes" on the telephone. Why? Just why?

 

[Surf's Up]

".....and here's the thing"

 

[rippleman]

Mainly sports people responding to a question with "yes, no". Well which is it you moron?

 

[KLUNK]

If ‘not gonna lie’ isn’t bad enough, ngl [emoji2961]

 

[smeariestbat]

‘European Super League’

 

[Eddiespearritt]

Back in the day - hate it

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Burn is shit.
Shows a real lack of football knowledge

 

[Pint of Ale and a Burger]

Oligopoli

 

[Tokyohands]

Apologies/sorry if fixtures.

 

[Taybha]

Alan Conerley

 

[Ecosse Exile]

‘Adam please stop pissing in our front garden’

Brilliant

 

[kjgood]

Above my pay grade

 

[Eric Youngs Contact Lens]

"He's not that kind of player...." ... well he clearly is, he just broke that fella's leg!
"I'm not being negative, but..." brilliantly highlighted in BBC comedy W1A
"For those of you who don't know me, my name is..." what is your name for those that do know you?

 

[Ecosse Exile]

When describing a bargain, Cheap at half the price.

Well yes it would be cheap if it was half the price.