[Misc] Phrases you hate people saying

[Albion my Albion]

Something happened, I'm not sure what it was.

 

[Eric the meek]

Because you're worth it.

Are you really worth it? Who says so? L'Oreal, who have never met you, but want you to buy their overpriced products.

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

“Barmaid”

 

[Lever]

'Make <insert country here> Great Again'; no one has ever revealed when that greatness actually was.

 

[bluenitsuj]

I would take a draw

 

[Stato]

'Make <insert country here> Great Again'; no one has ever revealed when that greatness actually was.

I would take a draw

Funny seeing these two together. Looks like a question and response.

 

[eastterracemike]

'Look' or 'Listen' when someone - usually a politician is speaking in reply.It implies that the other person is not listening etc.
Really patronising

 

[SeagullsFlyHigh]

Leeds would've taken more..... (in either serious or sarcastic context)

 

[Lever]

'so'.... a meaningless term to fain a second at the start of an answer (usually by politicians) to a straight question

 

[seagullwedgee]

Said mainly by women who claim they have a "bubbly personality"

For bubbly personality, read “fat”.

 

[Albion my Albion]

'so'.... a meaningless term to fain a second at the start of an answer (usually by politicians) to a straight question

"A needle pulling thread?"

 

[worthingweird]

'so'.... a meaningless term to fain a second at the start of an answer (usually by politicians) to a straight question

Like Wilsons pipe...

 

[Poyningsgull]

It's your round

 

[abc]

The false modesty phrases all over social media;


“I’m truly humbled to be have the opportunity to support the limbless albinos of Kathmandu by having a holiday in South Africa and walking up a mountain”

Never get this - why not give the money you spend getting there. for hotels etc to the charity? Why should people sponsor a holiday?

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

Seeing it all the time now: 'very unique'. Uniqueness is not a modifiable quality - something is either unique or it isn't.

Heard 'even more perfect' today too. No, no, no.

 

[Cordwainer]

You can add extremely deadly as well!

 

[stingray]

'my bad...'

 

[TheJasperCo]

Watching Masterchef and hearing the cooking of vegetables "three ways" or "four ways".

No chef, you're not having a ****ing orgy with a soggy courgette.

One of many examples on food programmes that rankle.

 

[schmunk]

Watching Masterchef and hearing the cooking of vegetables "three ways" or "four ways".

No chef, you're not having a ****ing orgy with a soggy courgette.

One of many examples on food programmes that rankle.

 

[Cordwainer]

FACT..almost always put at the end of someones opinion.

END OF…invariably, it isn’t actually.