Usually followed a week later on Facebook with;
“If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best” (trans; I’ve been a massive twat to my boyfriend).
“Sometimes we all need a bit of time to ourselves” (trans; I’ve been a massive twat to everyone).
“It’s not how hard we get hit, it’s how quickly we get back up” (trans; I got sacked for being a twat).
Twat
No really, twat did you say?