[Misc] Phrases you hate people saying

[The Clamp]

"Love doing life with this one"
"Living my best life"
"Smashed it"

Usually followed a week later on Facebook with;

“If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best” (trans; I’ve been a massive twat to my boyfriend).

“Sometimes we all need a bit of time to ourselves” (trans; I’ve been a massive twat to everyone).

“It’s not how hard we get hit, it’s how quickly we get back up” (trans; I got sacked for being a twat).

 

[Mellotron]

Usually followed a week later on Facebook with;

“If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best” (trans; I’ve been a massive twat to my boyfriend).

“Sometimes we all need a bit of time to ourselves” (trans; I’ve been a massive twat to everyone).

“It’s not how hard we get hit, it’s how quickly we get back up” (trans; I got dumped for being a twat).

"I am who I am, I'm like marmite you either love me or hate me" (I'm a massive bell)

 

[CheeseRolls]

Opened an article by a "journalist" describing something as "very unique". Have completely wiped the point of this article from my memory and hope that the author can find something more useful to do with their time, other than write badly.

 

[Mellotron]

"I'm pregnant, and you're the father" - Give me a break
"You've set fire to the orphanage again" - BORING

 

[peterward]

Just heard again on radio and realise I can't stand it "unpack"

We just need to unpack what the minister said....

 

[BNthree]

"I am who I am, I'm like marmite you either love me or hate me" (I'm a massive bell)

People that say “I’m marmite” usually mean most people hate them.

 

[The Clamp]

“The thing about me is..”

Allow me to finish that sentence for you.

 

[The Clamp]

"I am who I am, I'm like marmite you either love me or hate me"

A.Hitler

 

[jakarta]

In meetings (from memory, now retired I don't have to suffer this wankpuffery any more).

Let us dig down to the real issues

Translation: You aren't a f***ing coal miner, what you are is a waste of space...

 

[Lyndhurst 14]

Usually followed a week later on Facebook with;

“If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best” (trans; I’ve been a massive twat to my boyfriend).

“Sometimes we all need a bit of time to ourselves” (trans; I’ve been a massive twat to everyone).

“It’s not how hard we get hit, it’s how quickly we get back up” (trans; I got sacked for being a twat).

Another irritating Facebook one is people feeling blessed - no you really aren't unless you are St Francis of Assisi

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Another irritating Facebook one is people feeling blessed - no you really aren't unless you are St Francis of Assisi

I was just thinking this myself. And it's usually preceeded with some mumbo-jumbo about being on the next step of their 'journey', next chapter. finding lightness in the dark etc.

 

[BLOCK F]

I was just thinking this myself. And it's usually preceeded with some mumbo-jumbo about being on the next step of their 'journey', next chapter. finding lightness in the dark etc.

Blimey, I hate ‘journeys’.

 

[The Clamp]

I love a good Karma Facebook post. This one popped up on one of my twat friends pages the other day .

“A lot to unpack” here.

Not seeking revenge. Except for a maniac wielding a Tommy gun. Obvs.

Karma? I don’t believe in such nonsense but if I did I’d like to think Karma was more about rewarding virtuous behaviour than punishing idiots.

Also, have they ever considered the bad shit they’re experiencing, that they are calling for Karma to correct, might actually be all their bad karma being visited upon them?

You okay hun?

 

[rippleman]

"Love doing life with this one"
"Living my best life"
"Smashed it"
"End of"
"Please get away from me I'm going to call the Police"

Here is the Honourable Member for East Worthing & Shoreham doing his "best chav".



Probably wasn't the best choice for Childrens' Minister when his command of the English language is so poor. (Still, we won't have to worry about him for much longer.)

 

[Justice]

You can always turn the work down.

I never do that I always find a way, yes it’s long hours sometimes but I like to see my customers happy.

 

[Lever]

'simples'.... was a innovative term to use but became much overused

 

[The Clamp]

'simples'.... was a innovative term to use but became much overused

Also, people don’t find Russians very funny right now.

 

[Lyndhurst 14]

And what's with 'life hacks' - don't you just mean tips and advice ?

 

[Lever]

I don't know if it has already been mentioned but 'give your head a wobble' became a cliche within a matter of a few days..... terrible phrase now....

 

[Albion my Albion]

'I'll double check'.

No you won't. What you mean is that you'll check once.

Well, I want you to triple check instead.

Quad check, no really, Quad check!!