[Misc] Phrases you hate people saying

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

"Who do you want to win the FA cup?"

Closely followed by "Who do you want to win the league?"

Which both beat "Left testicle, or right?"

 

[Lyndhurst 14]

People having a cheeky pint, pretentious and irritating

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Benny Eggs, instead of Eggs Benedict. ****s.

 

[schmunk]

Benny Eggs, instead of Eggs Benedict. ****s.

Is that even a thing? I've never (not ever) heard them called that.

Venero Mangano - Wikipedia

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[BN9 BHA]

Benny Eggs, instead of Eggs Benedict. ****s.

I’m laughing but I’ve never heard this, maybe because the sort of places I go to don’t sell Eggs Benedict

 

[Bakero]

"I'm a sensible centrist."

 

[BN9 BHA]

@Justice
Can you do it before Christmas? FFS it’s started. That job that a customer has been putting off for ages is now f***** urgent because Christmas is nearly here.

 

[golddene]

Super. As in ‘super excited’, ’super happy’ and linkedin favourite ‘super proud’.





W️s.

My six year old grand daughter says ‘ it’s super easy nanny’ when she tries to teach ‘nanny’ something new ! Sorry I find it coming from her, really cute !

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

My six year old grand daughter says ‘ it’s super easy nanny’ when she tries to teach ‘nanny’ something new ! Sorry I find it coming from her, really cute !

Let's be honest about this, most people would find it cute if their own 6 year old granddaughter started quoting lines from The Exorcist.

 

[BLOCK F]

Benny Eggs, instead of Eggs Benedict. ****s.

I think I might throw up if I heard someone say that.

 

[BLOCK F]

Let's be honest about this, most people would find it cute if their own 6 year old granddaughter started quoting lines from The Exorcist.

Cute and maybe a bit scary too.

 

[JJ McClure]

My six year old grand daughter says ‘ it’s super easy nanny’ when she tries to teach ‘nanny’ something new ! Sorry I find it coming from her, really cute !

I think you mean super cute

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

Cute and maybe a bit scary too.

"Can you show me how to watch recordings on Sky+ dear?"
"That would be much too vulgar a display of power."

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Is that even a thing? I've never (not ever) heard them called that.

Venero Mangano - Wikipedia

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I think it’s an American thing. I have a friend who deliberately says this as he knows it annoys me. He also says Tommy K and OJ if he really wants to crank up my anger.

 

[Eric the meek]

'I'll double check'.

No you won't. What you mean is that you'll check once.

Well, I want you to triple check instead.

 

[Justice]

@Justice
Can you do it before Christmas? FFS it’s started. That job that a customer has been putting off for ages is now f***** urgent because Christmas is nearly here.

I had one Saturday garden lighting tripping out they’ve had all feckin year because I know the Gardner cut through cables in spring, and call me when the frost is on the ground ffs.

 

[The Clamp]

Deleted. Wrong thread.

I hate that one too.

 

[The Clamp]

I had one Saturday garden lighting tripping out they’ve had all feckin year because I know the Gardner cut through cables in spring, and call me when the frost is on the ground ffs.

You can always turn the work down.

 

[Eric the meek]

I hate that one too.

Too late - I've deleted it.

But you can find it on the 'Russia invades Ukraine' thread. Putin is trying to blame the west for ethnic and religious unrest that hasn't happened yet.

 

[Mellotron]

"Love doing life with this one"
"Living my best life"
"Smashed it"
"End of"
"Please get away from me I'm going to call the Police"