Phrases you are least likely to hear during the world cup

[JJ McClure]

Hargreaves with the ball now,
Going forward,
Past Ronaldinho,
Past Gilberto,
Still Hargreaves,
He’s gone past Cafu,
Brilliant run by Hargreaves,
Into the box,
Shoots,
Scores,
Wonderful goal by Owen Hargreaves,
Goal of the tournament for sure!

*Can replace Hargreaves with Neville, Bridge or Robinson

 

[Gazwag]

What a sublime substitution from Sven, that decision won the match for England

 

[Seagulltonian]

The ballboys/girls, imported from that cauldron of football, Withdean Stadium in Sussex, are doing a wonderful job getting the balls back in play so quickly

 

[Dave the OAP]

Joe Cole, staying on his feet there, even though a stray finger from the defended brushed his arm

 

[Stinky Kat]

Its really good to see a stadium full of real fans. Sepp Blatter has ensured people who follow football have got first dabs on tickets

 

[Trufflehound]

Looks like Scotland could finally make it to the second round this year.

 

[Trufflehound]

Ian Wright: Come on Germany!

 

[Man of Harveys]

"...and no-one's quite sure yet whether the world cup organisers have got everything ready in time"

 

[Trufflehound]

Gary Lineker: Oi! Hansen! Did you spill my pint? No? Come over here and say that you twat.

 

[Da Man Clay]

Gary Lineker: Oi! Hansen! Did you spill my pint? No? Come over here and say that you twat.

Hansen: f*** off you tosser, I aint spilled your pint of fosters. Get a real pint, twat.

 

[Yoda]

Looks like Scotland could finally make it to the second round this year.

That's any World Cup.

 

[Louisjpbacon]

and out comes that handsome young lad neville

 

[zefarelly]

Beckham makes the challenge, firm, but fair, and takes the ball cleanly, a masterclass in tackling there from the England captain.

Rooney shrugs off another dubious challenge, gets up and carries on as if nothing happened, whilst maintaining focus and impecable temperment, a fine example to all young players watching out there.

Ferdinand, commanding in defence, a picture of total commitment and concentration.

 

[jonny.rainbow]

John Motson: "You know Mark, David Beckham has looked quite ordinary today."

 

[Louisjpbacon]

ron atkinson: isnt marcel desailly looking particularly energetic today alan

 

[TSB]

"And it's Defoe with the lay-off"

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

"just look at sven shouting from his technical area"

 

[Seagulltonian]

"Crouch punches Owen, as he celebrates with the winning goal by doing the robot!"

 

[Bakesy]

......."AND DESPITE ALL THE ABUSE THEY'VE RECEIVED, ENGLANDS SUPPORTERS HAVE BEEN IMPECCABLY BEHAVED

 

[H block]

Lauwrenson : To be honest Motty this is not the greatest of games. It reminds me of a match during my Lverpool days when blah blah blah.......................................................


Motto : How come you never mention Brighton Mark. Seeing as thats where you made your name I would have thought you would have had a nice word for them in stead of droning on and on about boring facts about Lverpool. And by the way Mark you do know you sound like a northern faggot dont you.