Phrases you are least likely to hear during the world cup

[Barrel of Fun]

"The players sung God Save the Queen with passion and ferocity. I think Wayne Rooney might have been crying"

 

[Stinky Kat]

After England went a goal up after 5 minutes they continued to attack the opposition, refusing to sit on their lead

 

[JJ McClure]

Motty: Well the Australians are cetainly looking very smart in their canary yellow kit.

Lawrenson: Canary yellow! That's Australian gold my friend and don't you f***ing forget it!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Iran have been obliterated by USA

Oh, I don't think I understood the thread.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Iran have been obliterated by USA

Oh, I don't think I understood the thread.

 

[Seagulltonian]

Steven Gerrard tells the ref. "the defender didn't touch me, so cancel that penalty please"

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Not a phrase as such, but Pleat getting all the names of the players right.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Look at the England players wifes and girlfriends, all of them looking very classy.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

"this is total football at its best from togo, they have put on a real attacking display here"

 

[Lord Bracknell]

"Forget the World Cup. Henman is destroying the opposition at Wimbledon"

 

[magoo]

"Ronaldhino, the first ever player in football history to commit a foul with his teeth..."

 

[Barrel of Fun]

"Forget the World Cup. Henman is destroying the opposition at Wimbledon"

The Mexicans don't seem to want to cross over into American territory.

 

[Icy Gull]

The Brazilian fans are trashing the stadium whilst the English look on in terror.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

- Des Lynam "The Allianz stadium is rather sub standard and soul less. Give me Withdean any day of the week."

 

[Stinky Kat]

Its England 1 Germany 1 at the end of extra time and the English are looking full of confidence as we go into the penalty shoot out

 

[Stinky Kat]

Great penalty by Beckham, Lehmann was rooted to the line

 

[Arthritic Toe]

its a wonder-goal from Peter Crouch

 

[Da Man Clay]

its a wonder-goal from Peter Crouch

I think thats the most likely of all of these! That and the Ronaldinho one.

 

[Stinky Kat]

Amazing scenes England have beaten the Germans on 3.0 peanlties

 

[Gazwag]

Wayne Rooney was seen last night picking up a 17 year old prostitute