Pet Hates

[Mr Smggles]

The phrase "Break the internet". What a ****ing load of shit.

"The latest video to break the Internet is of a cat..." **** OFF.

 

[dazzer6666]

people walking around supermarkets leaning all over the trolley bars like they are about to fall over

What is it with pushing the fecking things SIDEWAYS. IT's got handles, use them. That way, you won't be taking up the whole fecking aisle I am trying to RAPIDLY get through. Twunts.

 

[footychick]

people walking around supermarkets leaning all over the trolley bars like they are about to fall over

I do that so I can slide along quickly down the aisle, it's fun

What is it with pushing the fecking things SIDEWAYS. IT's got handles, use them. That way, you won't be taking up the whole fecking aisle I am trying to RAPIDLY get through. Twunts.

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[Raleigh Chopper]

Then my work here is done

Its actually quite cathartic, this thread. A bit like the hallowed Bell-cheeses at work thread. Its good to get these things off your chest now and then.

Well, yes but not quite.
Because you forgot to mention that while you were waiting for the arrival of the cress she could have quite easily got her purse out from the bottom of her stuffed handbag and got enough cash out to pay for the shopping, or got her card out and ready.
But oh no.
2 minutes to find her purse.
How much is it again.
£28.43
Five, ten,twenty, twenty five, twenty six, twenty seven, twenty seven and 50, twenty eight, and did you say 33, no 43, ten, twenty, GET A F****** move on you insane old bag!

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Last few posts confirm again that I'm glad I'm not on Facebook. Every time I consider the benefits of joining I think of threads like this and remember they are massively outweighed.

If somebody or something is that bad, you just "unfollow" them.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Middle Lane Drivers

The Archers

Alan Pardew (from before he went to Crystal Palace.)

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Spitting
Emptying nose by holding one nostril and blowing snot out of the other.

 

[studio150]

I need to extend my earlier list to include people who insist on using premiership rather than premier league.

 

[Albion my Albion]

What is it with pushing the fecking things SIDEWAYS. IT's got handles, use them. That way, you won't be taking up the whole fecking aisle I am trying to RAPIDLY get through. Twunts.

If you planned ahead you would not need to hurry. Who's issue is it?

 

[Notters]

Queue jumpers - cars or pedestrians.

Women with 'Baby On Board' badges that look like they concieved the night before. The use for the badges seems to have changed from the intended use - showing someone that is carrying a bulge and therefore might want a seat (which I totally agree with) - to a more fashionable badge of honour to show off.

I've never seen one of those?!

 

[Notters]

Here here!

This. You seldom see "hear hear" on NSC.

 

[studio150]

I've never seen one of those?!

Fairly common on trains into London and on London Transport. Although virtually all commuters are happy to give up their seat to someone who is showing a bump.

 

[darkwolf666]

People on trains who yawn every two minutes and don't cover up their mouths. I stare at them, but it doesn't stop them.

People who stare at me on the train when I yawn!

 

[darkwolf666]

People who use your instead of you're...

Radio travel reporters who talk about an "earlier accident" - it must have happened earlier or you wouldn't be able to talk about it...

People who say almost exactly - make your mind up, it's either almost OR exactly, can't be both...

There's more, but I am starting to sound and feel like Victor Meldrew.

 

[Notters]

Oh oh oh! Pensioners doing their weekly shop on a Saturday! Morrisons was absolutely rammed on Saturday morning and 50% of it was penioners with trolleys!

 

[GypsyKing]

Oh oh oh! Pensioners doing their weekly shop on a Saturday! Morrisons was absolutely rammed on Saturday morning and 50% of it was penioners with trolleys!

Hear, hear!

 

[Norman Potting]

Oh oh oh! Pensioners doing their weekly shop on a Saturday! Morrisons was absolutely rammed on Saturday morning and 50% of it was penioners with trolleys!

A variation are the (sorry to be non PC) the pikey families who can only go shopping as a group of minimum four persons, possibly one in a pushchair wingeing. They also have to block the aisle whilst they all hold a group discussion about quantity/brand of every item they purchase.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

A variation are the (sorry to be non PC) the pikey families who can only go shopping as a group of minimum four persons, possibly one in a pushchair wingeing. They also have to block the aisle whilst they all hold a group discussion about quantity/brand of every item they purchase.

Wouldn't happen in Waitrose

 

[Worried Man Blues]

Commentators who say that was unlucky when the ball hits the post/bar, no it isn't it wasn't on target.
Commentators who say the goalie was beaten when the ball passes the goalie and misses the goal, NO he is only beaten when it goes past him and into the goal or is stopped by someone else on the line.
Oh and litterers, take your Lucozade/energy bottle home with you, if you have the strength. I thank you kindly.

 

[Ludensian Gull]

Jonathan Pearces screeching voice on MOTD commentary