Pet Hates

[Bombadier Botty]

The great British public

 

[Prince Monolulu]

'Can I get' a smack in the mouth for asking questions in a dopey way?

Indeed you can.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Shit adverts. Now, I know what you will say. "you remember the advert though".

Yeah, but in some cases I can't remember who the actual brand where and even if I did I GENUINELY would avoid their business because of the HORRENDOUS nature of the advert.

I present to you my current one. I can handle a GIMMICK but not CRAP IMAGINATION.

The advert goes :

[Grandstand theme music]
"GOOOAAALLLL!!!!! You remember that game as if it was yesterday!!!!! But can you remember if you had PPI then as well?"

I then turn off.

WHAT WHAT? I'm not even listening to a sport station,

WHAT!?

 

[gregbrighton]

Pet's being continually overfed to the point of them becoming morbidly obese

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...lf-his-body-weight-by-ditching-junk-food.html

It's unbelievably cruel and unnecessary.

 

[LlcoolJ]

People who order frothy milk drinks masquerading as coffee in a pub, meaning that the barmaid has to spend 10 minutes twatting about with a coffee machine to produce four cups of sickly muck when I just want to order a PINT.

Go to COSTA if you want to drink your sludge not a PUB which is for drinking BEER.

 

[Insel affe]

"our" cat

 

[bhanutz]

Hipsters...especially Shoreditch type Hipsters... Beards are not cool!

 

[gregbrighton]

People who order frothy milk drinks masquerading as coffee in a pub, meaning that the barmaid has to spend 10 minutes twatting about with a coffee machine to produce four cups of sickly muck when I just want to order a PINT.

Go to COSTA if you want to drink your sludge not a PUB which is for drinking BEER.

Your problem is you are going to sh*t pubs...

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Away sides having the temerity to come to the Amex and score a goal, sometimes more than once. Feck off back to your own ground for things like that.

People who, after making a sandwich or even a cup of tea, leave the surrounding area looking like a London restaurant kitchen after 500 covers.

Andy Goldstein.

 

[DavidRyder]

Queue jumpers - cars or pedestrians.

Women with 'Baby On Board' badges that look like they concieved the night before. The use for the badges seems to have changed from the intended use - showing someone that is carrying a bulge and therefore might want a seat (which I totally agree with) - to a more fashionable badge of honour to show off.

 

[FatSuperman]

People who micturate on train seats
People who don't warn me that the train seat is besmirched with urine
People who wear trousers stinking of tramp piss

Hang on, that last one is me.

 

[LlcoolJ]

Your problem is you are going to sh*t pubs...

A shit pub, which is the nearest one to me unfortunately although that is a fair POINT. I still say the sludge drinkers should go to a coffee shop not a PUB though.

 

[Wondergull]

Queue jumpers - cars or pedestrians.

Women with 'Baby On Board' badges that look like they concieved the night before. The use for the badges seems to have changed from the intended use - showing someone that is carrying a bulge and therefore might want a seat (which I totally agree with) - to a more fashionable badge of honour to show off.

Baby On Board badges make sod all difference. My wife wears hers and she continually has to stand on the commute in and out of London. She tapped one fat waste of space on the shoulder twice to ask if you could sit in the spare seat next to him. He looked up, stared at her and carried on watching his film. That in itself is bad enough but not one person tried to help her or offered there seat.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

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Or as the great John Dowie once put it...

'The Dutch, the Dutch
I hate them worse than dogs.
They live in fookin windmills
And they mince around in clogs.'

 

[DavidRyder]

Baby On Board badges make sod all difference. My wife wears hers and she continually has to stand on the commute in and out of London. She tapped one fat waste of space on the shoulder twice to ask if you could sit in the spare seat next to him. He looked up, stared at her and carried on watching his film. That in itself is bad enough but not one person tried to help her or offered there seat.

I like to think I'm the opposite of him! Once on a commuter train on my carriage, every seat was taken and just one person was standing - a heavily preggers woman. I walked the length of the carriage and offered her my seat, as no-one near her was going to. It's a pity that the badges were ever needed in the first place to prompt people.

 

[LlcoolJ]

I must have missed something (or is this a London thing) but I've only ever seen "baby on board" signs in cars so had no idea what you were on about at first.

Sounds like a good idea for pregnant women though, if only to avoid that horrible moment when you give up a seat to a non pregnant fatty.

 

[tinycowboy]

People on trains who yawn every two minutes and don't cover up their mouths. I stare at them, but it doesn't stop them.

 

[DavidRyder]

People on trains who yawn every two minutes and don't cover up their mouths. I stare at them, but it doesn't stop them.

Some people seem to lose self awareness when on a commute, and think they're on their sofa, farting and scratching themselves!

 

[Bladders]

Grey tracksuit bottoms.

The lowest form of chav shit clothing any human can wear.

Its the ones that wear them out doors that get me. Even tramps look better attired.

 

[Puppet Master]

I see this week's things that annoy you thread is cleverly disguised.

Can I get a thumbs up