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Pesto - how can I use it best-o?



Spread liberally over the body and then have someone lick it off.

Gay sex or straight sex? Your choice.

The pesto? Make sure it's got plenty of basil, garlic and olive oil in it.

If you do this reduce, or have no chilli's in it!;)
 




Nibble

New member
Jan 3, 2007
19,238
It's nice mixed with Creme Freche and ham on top of a jacket potato.
 


Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,425
Location Location
I must be a :dunce: because I have never even HEARD of Pesto.
Its sounds more like a cleaning product. I assumed Chappers was after some tips on removing an unsightly stain from his clothing or carpets. Imagine my suprise when I opened the thread and discovered it was of a gastronomic nature.

Just IMAGINE.
 




Normal Rob

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
5,797
Somerset
Green pesto goes very well with a juicy pork chop and mash oddly enough...

home made pesto is the dogs - pine nuts, loads of basil (and coriander if you like it), garlic, Olive oil, salt, pepper and a dash of lemon juice.
 




Jul 5, 2003
12,644
Chertsey
Mix red pesto with breadcrumbs, lemon, parsley and salt and pepper.

Cook a fillet of haddock with lemon and salt and pepper on under the grill for 5 minutes

Turn over and put the mix on top of the haddock and cook for a further 5-10 minutes

Serve with salsa spooned on the top of each fish

Do it - it's DELICIOUS - I cook it all the time!!!!
 




CHAPPERS

DISCO SPENG
Jul 5, 2003
45,097
I'm eating pesto right now! I used it with a bit of pasta and some leftover sausages which I've CHOPPED up. It's pretty good actually.

The office STINKS now though.
 




SULLY COULDNT SHOOT

Loyal2Family+Albion!
Sep 28, 2004
11,344
Izmir, Southern Turkey
With mascarpone on pasta and then covered with Parmesan!

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!!!!

Red pesto good too.
 


bristolseagull

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
5,554
Lindfield
Get yourself a pizza base and spread it on insted of tomato sauce- add plenty of cheese and boot it in the oven

beaut.
 






keaton

Big heart, hot blood and balls. Big balls
Nov 18, 2004
9,972
According to some paper i read ages ago, spaghetti with pesto is more fattening than a big mac or a kfc
 


MattBackHome

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
11,876
Goes really well with a big hunk of Cod. Spread it all over and bosh in the oven in foil.

Stupidly easy to make - pine nuts and loads of basil bashed up with a little extra virgin.

The trick with pesto is to go heavy on it - more is more.
 






Trufflehound

Re-enfranchised
Aug 5, 2003
14,126
The democratic and free EU
I must be a :dunce: because I have never even HEARD of Pesto.

Whadya mean, ya never hoid a me?! :angry:

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Oh, hang on...
 












Tight shorts

Active member
Dec 29, 2004
313
Sussex
Pesto is great on mushrooms for the BBQ

Spread the pesto over the large flat mushroom, add some grated parmesan and place on BBQ - delicious
 


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