[News] Pensioner urinating on train tracks killed by flying cow launched 100ft into the air by carriage

[Stat Brother]

Come on people you've had long enough to bring this to the masses.
I can't do all the work, all the time.

Pensioner urinating on train tracks killed by flying cow launched 100ft into the air by carriage

A pensioner was killed in a freak accident when he was struck by a flying cow launched 100ft into the air by an express train.

www.lbc.co.uk

 

[Acker79]

Give us a break. If we started a thread every time a pensioner urinating on train tracks got hit by a flying cow we'd never have time for anything else.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Wouldn't happen in Germany.

 

[dolphins]

I think you've won thread title of the year. And it's only April!

 

[jackalbion]

Reminded me of a cow that caused almost 15,000 minutes of delays at Lewes, due to its sheer size. When the train stopped, it trod on the third rail killing it and slowly cooking it until the power was turned off.

 

[A1X]

Now that's fast food

 

[jcdenton08]

What an udderly senseless waste of a life.

 

[Eric the meek]

What a load of old bull.

 

[banjo]

Come on people you've had long enough to bring this to the masses.
I can't do all the work, all the time.

Pensioner urinating on train tracks killed by flying cow launched 100ft into the air by carriage

A pensioner was killed in a freak accident when he was struck by a flying cow launched 100ft into the air by an express train.

www.lbc.co.uk

You love coming on here and milking it.

 

[Bold Seagull]

 

[Is it PotG?]

Come on, pull the udder one.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Couldn't of herd either horn....

 

[Soton Seagull]

Presume his family have got beef?

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

Wouldn't happen in Germany.

Lack of pensioners?

 

[Pavilionaire]

Come on people you've had long enough to bring this to the masses.
I can't do all the work, all the time.

Pensioner urinating on train tracks killed by flying cow launched 100ft into the air by carriage

A pensioner was killed in a freak accident when he was struck by a flying cow launched 100ft into the air by an express train.

www.lbc.co.uk

Headline in the Delhi Times: "CHOO-CHOO MOO MOO TO-DO LEAVES LOO HINDU IN TWO"

 

[WATFORD zero]

Favourite headline of the year

It took me 4 or 5 attempts to read that to Mrs Wz

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

I thought it was only vampires you killed with a steak?

 

[Questions]

Reminded me of a cow that caused almost 15,000 minutes of delays at Lewes, due to its sheer size. When the train stopped, it trod on the third rail killing it and slowly cooking it until the power was turned off.

That must have smelt so good.

 

[BN9 BHA]

Reminded me of a cow that caused almost 15,000 minutes of delays at Lewes, due to its sheer size. When the train stopped, it trod on the third rail killing it and slowly cooking it until the power was turned off.

A shocking misteak

 

[The Wookiee]

I immediately thought of this :