Pascol GROSS song

[T soprano]

Don't get me wrong, I love ELO but there are far too many words for the North Stand there.

I know but I like it

Much easier words to remember from me on the Davy PROPPER song thread

 

[Wellesley]

Replace the ooooh with Gross! making sure you roll your R's.

BAN!

 

[Home and Away]

Let's talk about GROSS, baby!
Let's talk about you and me!
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be!
Let's talk about GROSS!

 

[thony]

How about the "Baby Shark" tune?

Pascal Gross, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Pascal Gross, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Pascal Gross, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Pascal Gross!

 

[schmunk]

How about the "Baby Shark" tune?

Pascal Gross, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Pascal Gross, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Pascal Gross, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Pascal Gross!

With a bit of coordination and inventive scansion I reckon we good get that tune around the whole squad...

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

To "There she goes"

Pa-scal Gross
Pascal gross again
1 assist a game
And I just can't explain
His complex football brain

 

[Beanstalk]

With a bit of coordination and inventive scansion I reckon we good get that tune around the whole squad...

Maty Ryan, doo doo do-doo do-doo
El Capitan, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Gaetan Bong, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Shane Duffy

Lewis Dunk, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Balogun, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Schelotto, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Montoya

Berna-doo doo do-doo do-doo
Mark Suttner, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Big Dan Burn, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Dale Stephens

Beram Kayal, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Bissouma, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Solly March, doo doo do-doo do-doo
And Knockaert

Davy P, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Pascal Gross, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Locadia, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Ali J

Izquier-doo doo do-doo do-doo
Glenn Murray, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Andone, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Chrissy H

AND REPEAT WITH HAND MOVEMENTS

 

[Bold Seagull]

To "There she goes"

Pa-scal Gross
Pascal gross again
1 assist a game
And I just can't explain
His complex football brain

This is arguably your best work. The tragedy will be it never falling into anyone's ear drums.

 

[Mr Bridger]

Is it my imagination
Or have We finally found something worth living for?
I was looking for some action
But all I found was German called Pascal Gross
You could wait for a lifetime
To spend your days in the sunshine
You might as well do the white line
'Cause when it comes on top
Hes gonna make things happen!
He’s gonna make things happen!
He’s gonna make things happen!
He’s gonna make things happen!

 

[Brok]

Replace the ooooh with Gross! making sure you roll your R's.

I bloody loved that when I heard it.
Sent shivers down me spine, it did...

 

[Bold Seagull]

To "There she goes"

Pa-scal Gross
Pascal gross again
1 assist a game
And I just can't explain
His complex football brain

Not sure why there are still other ideas being discussed, but still, a tweak of the lyrics might I humbly suggest:

Pa-scal Gross
Pascal gross again
defenders feeling pain
They just can't contain
This genius that remains

 

[Albion my Albion]

I think we should just play this video and the crowd would start swaying.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP9Wp6QVbsk


Eventually some lyrics for Pascal could be sung in german.

 

[Anchorman]

As this thread has resurfaced I had this in my head from last time, to the tune of Disco Duck; instead of
Disco, Disco Duck
Disco, Disco Duck
Fodio Do, Fodio Do,
Disco, disco, disco, disco,

Pascal, Pascal Gross,
Pascal, Pascal Gross,
Taking a throw,
Scoring a goal,
Pascal, Pascal, Pascal, Pascal....and repeat

Easy, a bit comedic, could clap along to the beat, I can hear it now.....

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Go to 2 minutes ten. Something surely can be made out of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De2lLFH8bC4

Pascal lights the fire
Brighton's climbing higher
Pascal Gross from Ger.....many

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

This track is awesome. More German Goodness. I'll leave it to some other bugger to get a chant out of it.

Oh go on then

With Pascal, no problem
All is good, ta ra
What's the score, you muppets?
Off home now? Ta ta.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8ThYHT7vkw

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Or this

Pascal is the king
Running everything
Pass for pass, you're on your arse
Gross wins ****ing everything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr7ZWQGNB4g

 

[dadams2k11]

Maty Ryan, doo doo do-doo do-doo
El Capitan, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Gaetan Bong, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Shane Duffy

Lewis Dunk, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Balogun, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Schelotto, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Montoya

Berna-doo doo do-doo do-doo
Mark Suttner, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Big Dan Burn, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Dale Stephens

Beram Kayal, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Bissouma, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Solly March, doo doo do-doo do-doo
And Knockaert

Davy P, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Pascal Gross, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Locadia, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Ali J

Izquier-doo doo do-doo do-doo
Glenn Murray, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Andone, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Chrissy H

AND REPEAT WITH HAND MOVEMENTS

There's something about this that I like. Catchy, easy, good length (ohh matron) and fun.

 

[Taybha]

Mien Albion Albion Albion

 

[Albion my Albion]

BTW, is it Pascol or Pascal?

 

[Goldstone1976]

BTW, is it Pascol or Pascal?

Yes.