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Home and Away

Well-known member
Sep 18, 2018
242
Let's talk about GROSS, baby!
Let's talk about you and me!
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be!
Let's talk about GROSS!
 


thony

Active member
Jul 24, 2011
580
Hollingbury
How about the "Baby Shark" tune?

Pascal Gross, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Pascal Gross, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Pascal Gross, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Pascal Gross!
 


schmunk

Why oh why oh why?
Jan 19, 2018
10,355
Mid mid mid Sussex
How about the "Baby Shark" tune?

Pascal Gross, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Pascal Gross, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Pascal Gross, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Pascal Gross!

With a bit of coordination and inventive scansion I reckon we good get that tune around the whole squad...
 






Beanstalk

Well-known member
Apr 5, 2017
3,030
London
With a bit of coordination and inventive scansion I reckon we good get that tune around the whole squad...

Maty Ryan, doo doo do-doo do-doo
El Capitan, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Gaetan Bong, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Shane Duffy

Lewis Dunk, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Balogun, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Schelotto, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Montoya

Berna-doo doo do-doo do-doo
Mark Suttner, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Big Dan Burn, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Dale Stephens

Beram Kayal, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Bissouma, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Solly March, doo doo do-doo do-doo
And Knockaert

Davy P, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Pascal Gross, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Locadia, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Ali J

Izquier-doo doo do-doo do-doo
Glenn Murray, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Andone, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Chrissy H

AND REPEAT WITH HAND MOVEMENTS
 






Mr Bridger

Sound of the suburbs
Feb 25, 2013
4,754
Earth
Is it my imagination
Or have We finally found something worth living for?
I was looking for some action
But all I found was German called Pascal Gross
You could wait for a lifetime
To spend your days in the sunshine
You might as well do the white line
'Cause when it comes on top
Hes gonna make things happen!
He’s gonna make things happen!
He’s gonna make things happen!
He’s gonna make things happen!
 




Bold Seagull

strong and stable with me, or...
Mar 18, 2010
30,464
Hove
To "There she goes"

Pa-scal Gross
Pascal gross again
1 assist a game
And I just can't explain
His complex football brain

Not sure why there are still other ideas being discussed, but still, a tweak of the lyrics might I humbly suggest:

Pa-scal Gross
Pascal gross again
defenders feeling pain
They just can't contain
This genius that remains
 






Anchorman

Active member
Oct 19, 2007
153
As this thread has resurfaced I had this in my head from last time, to the tune of Disco Duck; instead of
Disco, Disco Duck
Disco, Disco Duck
Fodio Do, Fodio Do,
Disco, disco, disco, disco,

Pascal, Pascal Gross,
Pascal, Pascal Gross,
Taking a throw,
Scoring a goal,
Pascal, Pascal, Pascal, Pascal....and repeat

Easy, a bit comedic, could clap along to the beat, I can hear it now.....
 


Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Patron
Oct 8, 2003
56,146
Faversham




Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Patron
Oct 8, 2003
56,146
Faversham
This track is awesome. More German Goodness. I'll leave it to some other bugger to get a chant out of it.

Oh go on then

With Pascal, no problem
All is good, ta ra
What's the score, you muppets?
Off home now? Ta ta.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8ThYHT7vkw
 


Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Patron
Oct 8, 2003
56,146
Faversham


dadams2k11

ID10T Error
Jun 24, 2011
5,024
Brighton
Maty Ryan, doo doo do-doo do-doo
El Capitan, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Gaetan Bong, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Shane Duffy

Lewis Dunk, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Balogun, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Schelotto, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Montoya

Berna-doo doo do-doo do-doo
Mark Suttner, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Big Dan Burn, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Dale Stephens

Beram Kayal, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Bissouma, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Solly March, doo doo do-doo do-doo
And Knockaert

Davy P, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Pascal Gross, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Locadia, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Ali J

Izquier-doo doo do-doo do-doo
Glenn Murray, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Andone, doo doo do-doo do-doo
Chrissy H

AND REPEAT WITH HAND MOVEMENTS
There's something about this that I like. Catchy, easy, good length (ohh matron) and fun.
 










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