Man of Harveys said:I think it's a fine idea. The important helmety bit would be for the directors box and season ticket holders, the scrotum for the changing rooms (so the players can be said to be full of SPUNK) while the nearby anus would be a perfect place to put the away fans.
Wouldn't the away fans be a long way from the pitch though? Could you imagine a team shutting the away supporters in some distant stand away from the action... that could never happen.